So SWMBO was away for a few days and I had my old roommate up to visit. He didnt want to drink all of my beer because he felt bad. So he went and bought Bud Light and stuck it in the fridge.
Well SWMBO gets back saturday and looks in the fridge to get something, then walks into the living room and says: "so you guys had girls over?" Im thinking "oh s$%t here we go with the ?'s." So I say "yeah and they were naked why?" The response I get is: "well I saw the bud light in the fridge so I figured there must have been girls here to drink it."
I think this is the coolest thing SWMBO has said in a long time. My friend felt like an ass because he knows how we feel about swill.