OK, as you probably know, alcohole kills braincells, right?!? So, since I'm an engineer with pretty much education behind me (um...right...), what I am thinking is that if alcohole kills braincells is a fact, and at the same time the theory about "survivol of the fittest" theoy of Sir Darwin also is a fact...
...then it must be that it is the bad braincells that die of first, right (according to darwinism, right...)?
And...*drumroll* that's why we all get these great ideas when we're drunk! Darwin and alcohol is working in our favour!