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Old 04-15-2008, 04:00 AM   #1
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Ok,

So I'm a ****ing positive thinkier. RIGHT? I expect companionies to do what ethey say they will... RIGHT? I give you money.. You give me the producvt you promise.

I expect people and things to do what they say they can. I spend $800+ on a kegerator (Sanyo), and not like a ****ing conversion, you got me? I got the real deal. A KEGERATOR. A GOD DAMNED ****ING KEGERATOR!!! The mother****er took a semi to deliver to my ****ing house!!! 1/2BBL yes! I can cool 15 gallons of beer. BULL****!. The fuker cante keep the **** below 40 degrees. and you m,ean I got to read and make ****ing air pumps to ciurculate the air? FOAM? **** that. Come on people, that is why I spent teh $$$!?? RIGHT?

You mean some chinese enginerre canr drink beer? REALLY? DID they not test this **** with a frucking keg of beer in china? They got Sing toa or some **** like that right? Pfffft... Piss.

ANd then you have the next episode. The fermentor. I have a MiniBrew 6.5 gallon plasic taste infusing device. God help me.

This thing ferments beer like a chemical wasteplant. I've put... scratched wasted 4 KEGS (ie. 5 gallons * 4 = 2560oz of beer, 213+ cans) through this thing,. The first was undrinkable. I mean just absolutley UW-****ING-LE. Poured out. I mean PISS ****. Second. ****. I mean if you smell the ****ing container, it stinks like plastic pooo.

I thought, damned. I'm doing it wrong. I must be doing something wrong!!! (At this point I have 10+ brews under my belt). and then I read this gem from their web site. Look closely.....

www.minibrew.com

"Welcome to the Hobby Beverage Equipment Company www.minibrew.com, web site. We would like to give you information about our products and component parts. There has been talk about permeability, staining, sterilization, off flavors and much more. We will address all these issues. The process is an evolutionary process. We will not post it all at once, so stay tuned. If you have something to say about our products and with your approval, we will post it under comments. Please let us know if you are having problems with our web page or our products."

"and much more"... I'll say. How the hell you going to address my last 4 batches of **** beer? You pig-****ers, my last 4 beers taste like plastic ****.

But I digress.

You know, the really sad part is, I want this all to work. I want to say "Yes my fellow brewers. This is the ****! These guys did the homework and they have great products!" But alas, I can not. They are selling us **** with marketing hype and we are justifying it with modifications to make it work right. REALLYH? That;s not my job. In my job, things work and I dont hafve to kiss your dick to make you happy.

Apearantly we're all ****ed. Throw up the white flag. We're going down in a **** storm of incompetence.


 
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Old 04-15-2008, 04:03 AM   #2
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Wow thats a drunken ramble. Very nice.
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Old 04-15-2008, 04:06 AM   #3
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Wow thats a drunken ramble. Very nice.

Hell yea it is...

I'm pulling another pint. It taste like plastic, but **** it. I'm on a mission.

 
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Old 04-15-2008, 04:10 AM   #4
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WOW!

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Old 04-15-2008, 04:11 AM   #5
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Wait.
So are you saying not to get a minibrew conical?

 
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Old 04-15-2008, 04:18 AM   #6
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Why are you such a wuss?? Why don't you grow some testicles and just say what's on your mind??? Give it to us straight. There's no need to keep your language clean!!!








Sounds just terrible...sorry for your predicament...I'm mad too!!

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Old 04-15-2008, 04:18 AM   #7
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Wait.
So are you saying not to get a minibrew conical?
I'm just saying the last 4 beers sincse my MiniBrew, in my history orf 10 or more, all taste like plastic. Perhaps I didn't season it right witht enough bacon grease.

Perhaps I'm just druck andf dont know good taste.?

 
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Old 04-15-2008, 04:19 AM   #8
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Bacon is good. RIGHT?

 
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Old 04-15-2008, 04:20 AM   #9
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I'm just saying the last 4 beers sincse my MiniBrew, in my history orf 10 or more, all taste like plastic. Perhaps I didn't season it right witht enough bacon grease.

Perhaps I'm just druck andf dont know good taste.?
I don't know, man, that "beer" in your avatar looks like a glass of f*cking cranberry juice.

The pisser is that most of us have built our own kegerators because we know the commercial ones we can buy for a little more are built like sh*t. Yuri, I think, got a great deal on one, but it was clear that the construction was crap, and I think he was having problems with temps. Pisser you learned this the hard way, though.

**** it, have another pint.
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