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Old 02-19-2006, 05:30 AM   #1
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OK, we had a short story. How about a epic poem?

There once was a man named Stu,
who loved to brew fine beers...
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Old 02-19-2006, 05:33 AM   #2
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One day he was stuck in ole 'frisco
were he met some very fine ....

steers..
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Old 02-19-2006, 03:33 PM   #3
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..With steak on his plate

He grinned at the fate
of the belligerent Calgary queers...

 
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Old 02-19-2006, 04:53 PM   #4
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The Very Deeps did Rot "O Christ
That ever this should be..."
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Old 02-19-2006, 10:35 PM   #5
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That anyone should chance to meet
as foul a wretch as me
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Old 02-20-2006, 12:16 AM   #6
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with outreached hand..
..How ya doin ,Man!
excuse me but I gotta pee....

 
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Old 02-20-2006, 12:27 AM   #7
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Well, Stu , it seems , was not content

To brew his beer and pay the rent.

He came up with a super plan.
and went to see the banker man.
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Old 02-20-2006, 12:49 AM   #8
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Alas the banker, while warm to the plan,
held the idea to the hot frying pan
"Why should I back this flimsy endevour
when I have no guarantee on return from you ever?

Surely I would be able to sing all your praises,
And I would like to be the one that works and he raises
the capital you seek, for the plan it is capital,
But I need to to describe you plan, and the process,
to map it all...

Out on the whiteboard, so go back to your lab,
and get me the documents that I may grab
and take to the loan partner without any fear,
and if you get a chance, can you bring me some beer?
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:10 AM   #9
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So off he ran, set off in a tizzy
To scrounge up a beer both yellow and fizzy.
A materials list and a bus i ness plan
All to take back to the big banker man.
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Old 02-20-2006, 01:42 AM   #10
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...When out on the lawn
There arose such a clatter...
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