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Old 04-03-2008, 12:31 AM   #1
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So I got home from work a little while ago, turn on the TV and its on cartoon network. The kids show Camp Lazo is on and the first thing I hear is this

"Well he said if he were an eagle, that he wouldn't even waste his stomach acid on me."!!!!!!

Good God!! TV is so much differnet then from when I was a kid. And I'm only 22!!!!
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Old 04-03-2008, 04:53 AM   #2
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For best quote...I'd have to go with Homer Simpson..."MMMMM Beer...The cause of, and soloution to all of lifes problems."
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Old 04-03-2008, 06:56 AM   #3
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I think Homer will OWN this thread!

"30% of the human body is made up of water.... or in my case beer"

"Drink Up! Not drinking is only going to make it worse!"

"Sure Lisa.. some MAGICAL animal"
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:38 PM   #4
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Gotta Chime in here for my boy ... Ralph Wiggum

-"Go banana!"
-"My cat's breath smells like cat food"
-"The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger out of there"
-"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
-"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
-"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."

 
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:40 PM   #5
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"I am so smart, S-M-R-T."
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:42 PM   #6
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Gotta Chime in here for my boy ... Ralph Wiggum

-"Go banana!"
-"My cat's breath smells like cat food"
-"The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger out of there"
-"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
-"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
-"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."
-"Sleep - that's where I'm a viking!"
-"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University."
-"Tastes like burning."
-"I look like cable TV!"
-"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:53 PM   #7
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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

-Groucho Marx
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Old 04-03-2008, 02:55 PM   #8
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Homer:

"I like my women fast, my beer cold, and my homosexuals FLAAAAAAAAMING!!!!!!"
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Old 04-03-2008, 03:00 PM   #9
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-"Sleep - that's where I'm a viking!"
-"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University."
-"Tastes like burning."
-"I look like cable TV!"
-"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."
The principal or caterpillar one was pretty good to ...

 
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Old 04-03-2008, 03:16 PM   #10
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I love that Ralph unpossable quote.

Homer:

'First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...'

 
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