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Old 04-02-2008, 10:28 PM   #1
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Well, this weekend I had one too many drinks and ended up on a drunken walk home from the bars. I left my friends, got a bit lost on the way managed to lose my glasses in the dark on the way. The frames and lenses cost me around $300 and I'd had them for about a year and a half before I lost them.

Needless to say I'm a little disappointed in myself although I am glad that something worse didn't happen. It's also lesson learned, all be it expensive, that I need to be a bit more careful when it comes around to policing my drinks when I'm out.

Alright, anyone else want to share their drunken debauchery since I know most people probably have at least one story they wish they could erase...

Also, this isn't meant to stir up bad blood. My story is stupid, and cost me some cash, but in the end it's not too horrible. I know there are many worse stories out there and I'm not trying to make anyone share a story they are not comfortable with sharing. Hopefully we can share some laughs and feel better that we are not the only one to make a mistake.
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:34 PM   #2
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When I was in college, I got so hammered and woke up in the middle of the night and peed on my girlfriend's roommates head. The next morning, I had no recollection of it whatsover. That's probably my worst.
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:39 PM   #3
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I spent the night in an oak tree!!

 
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:42 PM   #4
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Too many to talk about.. But, one involved putting on full firefighter bunker gear helmet and all, and jumping off a diving board into the deep end of a pool... Good thing im a good swimmer.

 
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Old 04-02-2008, 10:53 PM   #5
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when i was in the navy i ended up on the smoke deck passed out with my pants down. i had one hand on a cig and the other on my private. wonder what i was doing? i got up the next mourning and couldn't figure out why everyone was laughing at me when i passed by them.

 
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Old 04-02-2008, 11:01 PM   #6
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I love everyone stories so far. Here is a quick one, I got a few I'll try to remember.

2 Years ago on New Years Eve I got wasted and woke up on the living room floor the next day with a half eaten "Hot Pocket" in my hand.
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Old 04-02-2008, 11:03 PM   #7
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When I was in college, I got so hammered and woke up in the middle of the night and peed on my girlfriend's roommates head. The next morning, I had no recollection of it whatsover. That's probably my worst.
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Old 04-02-2008, 11:04 PM   #8
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Old 04-02-2008, 11:12 PM   #9
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Old 04-02-2008, 11:21 PM   #10
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Nothing. I've never done anything regrettable like this because I've never abused alcohol in any way. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

I'll take the 5th.

 
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