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Old 03-19-2008, 04:36 PM   #1
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Old 03-19-2008, 04:40 PM   #2
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Old 03-19-2008, 04:40 PM   #3
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So now the daughter is getting her head screwed up by her mother's dirty mind...

The best quote is this, "Andrea Bailey says her concern is not the $1.69 she paid for the straws, but what might happen to other families with kids a little older than Ashlynn."

Uhh... what's going to happen with older kids? They're going to hurt themselves while giggling uncontrollably?

Freakin grow up...
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Old 03-19-2008, 04:40 PM   #4
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Some people blow little things way out of proportion.
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Old 03-19-2008, 04:45 PM   #5
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Old 03-19-2008, 05:00 PM   #6
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as a designer of that straw wouldnt you slightly think."that looks odd"
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Old 03-19-2008, 05:08 PM   #7
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oh noes! teh schlong! shield thine eyes, young ones!

protesters are being slaughtered in tibet, our economy is collapsing...and you're worried about a vaguely, unintentionally phallic straw.

Are you serious?! What's gonna happen if some kid realizes it's a penis? Go on a penis binge? Suddenly be transformed into a cock-hungry crackwhore at first glimpse of a schlong-straw? Seriously, I want to know. What "might happen" to those families? I've got news for you: if that straw causes anything but some giggling, you're a failure as a parent.
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Old 03-19-2008, 05:08 PM   #8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Arneba28
as a designer of that straw wouldnt you slightly think."that looks odd"
Not everyone has cock on the brain 24/7...
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Old 03-19-2008, 05:13 PM   #9
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Evan!
oh noes! teh schlong! shield thine eyes, young ones!

protesters are being slaughtered in tibet, our economy is collapsing...and you're worried about a vaguely, unintentionally phallic straw.

Are you serious?! What's gonna happen if some kid realizes it's a penis? Go on a penis binge? Suddenly be transformed into a cock-hungry crackwhore at first glimpse of a schlong-straw? Seriously, I want to know. What "might happen" to those families? I've got news for you: if that straw causes anything but some giggling, you're a failure as a parent.

That is got to be one of the funniest rants I have ever read. lol + you are right on the failure part.lol
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Old 03-19-2008, 05:13 PM   #10
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A. NASA is in big trouble.
B. If a kid thinks it isn't a rocket ship, the "damage" has already been done.
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