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Old 03-17-2008, 07:34 PM   #1
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Hey sheepfu**er!
No matter how rich you are, you can still only drink 16 or 17 liters of beer a day.

Originally Posted by quixotic View Post
The true definition of an addiction: not stopping even when a dog is having his way with you.:D

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Old 03-17-2008, 07:41 PM   #2
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Aristocratic Ales, Lascivious Lagers

•Scottish 80/- •Sweet Stout •Roggenbier
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98: Moss Hollow Soured '09 72: Oude Kriek 99: B-Weisse 102: Brett'd BDSA 104: Feat of Strength Helles Bock 105: Merkin Brown
.on tap | kegged:
XX: Moss Hollow Springs Sparkling Water 95: Gott Mit Uns German Pils 91b: Brown Willie's Oaked Abbey Ale 103: Merkin Stout
98: Yorkshire Special 100: Maple Porter 89: Cidre Saison 101: Steffiweizen '09 (#3)

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Old 03-17-2008, 07:46 PM   #3
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That's hilarious! My stepfather's nickname is sheepf%cker. Dunno exactly how he got it but looks like I just found his birthday present for the year

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Old 03-17-2008, 08:34 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by dblvsn
My stepfather's nickname is sheepf%cker. Dunno exactly how he got it...
I'd hate to guess...

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Old 03-17-2008, 09:25 PM   #5
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So, A guy gets arrested for bestiality. He asks a friend what he should do. The friend says hire a lawyer that can pick a good jury, so he does. At the trial he gets on the stand. The prosecution asks him what happens. He says he was in the barn and this new lamb started shaking her tail at him and giving him the eye so he couldn't help it and gave it to her. When he was finished, he rolled back on the hay to relax and that little lamb came over and started licking him all over. At which time the head of the jury leaned over to the guy next to him and said, "You know, a good lamb will do that."
Before I learned to brew I was poor, sober and lonely. Now I am just poor.

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Old 03-17-2008, 09:32 PM   #6
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Hummm, never got that one, but I did subscribe to this one for years...

And all of you are sick. sick folks. Sheparding is a very rewarding career, and just because one guy went to the barn lonely one night and ruined it for the rest of us.....

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