Stupidest Song Lyrics EVER!

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There's a song that contains the following cringeworthy mess:

"Every inch of your skin is a Holy Grail I've gotta find."

What the absolute f*%#? That's up there with:

"You're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul." Baaarrrfff.
 
Song about taking you just the way you are: "I'll buy you Rogaine if you start losing all your hair."
 
when you listen to good music, you don't have to put up with this crap...
 
When you're a passenger and SWMBO is driving, you do have to put up with this crap. [emoji12]

I've been listening to the college station all day, which is 60s surf rock/car tunes from 6-9, blues from 9-12, then old school hip hop and R&B until 3.
 
Ever notice how, in Bust A Move, Young MC's best friend Larry's brother apparently wants Young MC to be his best man instead of Larry, his own brother?
 
"Your love is like bad medicine. Bad medicine is what I need.
Whoa oh oh
Shake it up just like bad medicine
There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease"

drops mic...
 
Stupid Hoe-Nicki Minaj---here's the chorus

You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
 
I was gonna say there's a lot of Chili Peppers songs where he just mumbles nonsense or says random stuf that means nothing, but Nicki Minaj is just awful on every level.
 
Start to analyze and diagnose the lyrical integrity and depth of EVERY SONG that is on the top radio hits and it will make you lose faith in humanity
 
Simple Plan by Breaking Benjamin.

Love the song, have absolutely no idea what it's talking about (drugs, maybe?).
 
"yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy" from the late 60's. I don't know the artist, and don't really care to know, but that has always stuck with me as the worst song ever...even as a kid! Seems like it was played on AM radio everyday one summer.Maybe the DJ's thought there was some sexual reference that was getting by the FCC.

EDIT: Got myself thinking about the lyrics. Enjoy...not.

YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY
(Arthur Resnick / Joey Levine)
Ohio Express - 1968


Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy
And I feel like a-lovin you
Love, you're such a sweet thing
Good enough to eat thing
And it's just a-what I'm gonna do

Ooh love to hold ya
Ooh love to kiss ya
Ooh love I love it so
Ooh love you're sweeter
Sweeter than sugar
Ooh love
I wont let you go

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy
And as silly as it may seem
The lovin' that you re giving
Is what keeps me livin'
And your love is like peaches and cream

Kind-a like sugar
Kind-a like spices
Kind-a like, like what you do
Kind-a sounds funny
But your love honey
And honey, I love you

Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da
Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy
That your love can satisfy
Love, you're such a sweet thing
Good enough to eat thing
And sweet thing, that ain't no lie

I love to hold ya
I love to kiss ya
Ooh love, I love it so
Ooh love, you're sweeter
Sweeter than sugar
Ooh love, I wont let you go

Ba, da, ba, da, da , da, da
Ba, da, da, da, da, da . . .

Sweet thing, yummy yummy
Sweet thing
Sweet thing, yummy yummy
Sweet thing
 
"Pour some sugar on me!
In the name of love
Pour some sugar on me,
I can't get enough
I'm hot, sticky sweet,
From my head (head) down to my feet"

Actually I just ate lunch and feel a bit nauseous thinking about a sugar coated lead singer of Def Leppard. Maybe I missed the point...
 
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam
Said it weren't none of mine, bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone blind, bam-ba-lam
I said oh, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam



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Drake

Why you gotta fight with me at Cheesecake
You know I love to go there
Say I'm actin' lightskin, I can't take you nowhere
This a place for families that drive Camrys and go to Disney
They don't need to know all of our business
You wildin', you super childish, you go to CVS for Kotex
 
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam
Said it weren't none of mine, bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone blind, bam-ba-lam
I said oh, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam

Supposedly the band took the lyrics from a Civil War era song and recorded the famous classic rock hit. Original lyrics were in reference to a gun used in that era. They called it the Black Betty.
 
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Rob Zombie.

Living Dead Girl:

"Raping the geek
And hustling the freak
Like a hunchback juice
On a sentimental noose
Operation filth
They love to love the wealth
Of an S.S. whore
Making scary sounds"

.....

"Cyclone jack hallucinating hack
Think Donna Reed eats dollar bills
Gold foots machine creates another fiend
So beautiful they make you, kill"

Um....what...?
 
Free as a bird and I don't give an F
What you you gonna do to get enough
It's what a blind man says when the light of day
Hurts his head
It's the feeling more exciting than the feeling of peace
And if you can't understand
Or you won't understand
I gotta push you aside and be ready to make
A real change for myself or be ready for the Wake
I can't
 
I always felt that the theme song to captain planet was phoned in....

Kinda like a real life "choppin broccoli" skit by Dana Carvey.


Captain Planet Theme Song

Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!

GO PLANET!

By your powers combined I am Captain Planet!

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
He's our powers magnified,
And he's fighting on the planet side

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
Gonna help him put us under,
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder

"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"

(chanting)
We're the planeteers,
You can be one too!
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do,
Looting and polluting is not the way,
Hear what Captain Planet has to say:

"THE POWER IS YOURS!!"
 
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam
Said it weren't none of mine, bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone blind, bam-ba-lam
I said oh, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam



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I made a horrendously bitter black IPA once, something like 200IBUs. I named it Black Betty :fro:
 
I listen to country a lot. I could pretty much paste any of those lyrics here. Florida Georgia Line, I'm looking at you.

That doesn't include Miranda Lambert and Jason Aldean, two singers I think are fantastic and choose great songs to record.
 
"Your love is like bad medicine. Bad medicine is what I need.
Whoa oh oh
Shake it up just like bad medicine
There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease"

drops mic...

But... Is Bon Jovi metal?

Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam
Said it weren't none of mine, bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone blind, bam-ba-lam
I said oh, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam



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That stupid Ironic song by Alanis Morrisette.

4 minutes of situations that are unfortunate. Not a single one ironic.

I think that's the irony. It's the only reasonable explanation.

I listen to country a lot. I could pretty much paste any of those lyrics here. Florida Georgia Line, I'm looking at you.

That doesn't include Miranda Lambert and Jason Aldean, two singers I think are fantastic and choose great songs to record.

1-800-273-TALK
 
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