1. My beer will last as long as I need it to.
2. My beer does not ask me to make it dinner.
3. My beer doesn't fart in bed.
4. My beer does not pee on the toilet seat.
5. My beer will stay at home with me all night long.
6. My beer likes it when I get drunk and talk to it a lot.
7. My beer doesn't care when I hang out with Jack for a while.
8. I can drink beer in different area code without my beer getting jealous.
9. My beer doesn't give a **** what I want to watch on TV.
Last Call Brewing Company
In Primary: nada
In Secondary: mas nada
In Kegs: Brewfest Brown Ale, Amarillo Pale Ale, Oatmeal Stout
In Bottles: Robust Porter, Powderkeg Barleywine, Cream Ale, Brown Porter, Anchor Steam Clone, Irish Red, some misc leftovers
On Deck: Simcoe IPA, 60/- Scottish Ale
Accolades: 3rd place for a Belgian Dubbel at the IBU Open March 2007, achieved BJCP Judge Recognized rank in 2007
Have judged in one competition so far.