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Old 03-10-2008, 04:09 PM   #1
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A beer won't get jealous if you have another beer.

You can have all sorts of exotic beers around without lowering your property value.

Finishing a beer in less than a minute is OK.

You can have a beer in the stands at a football or baseball game and not get arrested.

A beer won't ask you what you're thinking.

A beer won't ask you what your intentions are.

A beer won't expect you to watch a tear jerker movie.

A beer won't laugh at you if it's your first time.

You don't have to cuddle with a beer after you've finished.
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Old 03-10-2008, 04:10 PM   #2
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Beer does not talk back!!!
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Old 03-10-2008, 04:13 PM   #3
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Sorry, beer doesn't have those important body parts so it loses
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Old 03-10-2008, 04:16 PM   #4
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Cuttle?

When you unhatch your plan to make your own beer, it does not involve harnessing lightning or raiding the local morgue for female parts.
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Old 03-10-2008, 05:20 PM   #5
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Soulive, very true!
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Old 03-10-2008, 07:39 PM   #6
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I love to cuddle. I think the world needs more cuddles

 
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Old 03-10-2008, 07:43 PM   #7
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women don't give me the sh*ts. Beer does.

Both have been known to give me headaches.

Beer is always there for me when I want to go bowling. SWMBO complains.

I am gunna need some more time to figure this out.
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Old 03-10-2008, 07:44 PM   #8
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Beer doesn't get pissed when you suggest a 3-way with her sister.

 
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Old 03-10-2008, 08:27 PM   #10
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Originally Posted by YooperBrew
Well, beer is better than men because I can have it any time I feel like it without worrying about if it'll still respect me in the morning.
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Even if you had left it at "beer is better than men because I can have it any time I feel like it" !!!

 
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