I thought he was going to talk about this scam:
I walk into the DIY store to buy a new garden hose fitting, a paint roller and a 1/8" drill bit. These items are well hidden, even to the Lewis and Clark types like myself, must spend 45 minutes seeking them out.
I leave with the new garden hose instead of the fitting, a 25 pack of paint rollers (Bulk Pricing!), a New 18 volt Dewalt cordless kit that includes a drill, circular saw, jig saw, flashlight, cd player and coffee maker, 2 park benches for the patio, a new gas weed trimmer, a 12 pack of gloss black spray paint, four 10' X 10" tarps, a new pair of boots, 24 light bulbs, 50 sheets of sandpaper and a sandwich.
They were out of 1/8 drill bits, but will have more in tomorrow, so i guess I'll have to go back....
This Isn't Nam Smokey, There Are Rules.