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Old 02-24-2008, 06:52 PM   #1
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Default The Darwin awards are closed.

We have the winners for the next decade.

Have a beer on me.
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Old 02-24-2008, 10:29 PM   #2
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Kid: "I'll just light me up this demo and knick some candy"

Man entering: "Oh, the demo is on fire, how strange. I really need my scotch though."

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Man who entered a minute ago: "The demo is still on fire, maybe I should tell the cashier."

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Old 02-24-2008, 10:44 PM   #3
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I almost expected the fire department to show up with one bucket of water.
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How dumb can people possibly be?
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Unfortunately, these geniuses aren't eligible for Darwin awards, since they didn't die, or otherwise render themselves unable to reproduce. Pity.

Reminds me of when I was in high school and I stopped at a gas station to fill up my car, a real beater. The car caught fire right next to the pump. I ran into the store and asked the attendant where the fire extinguisher was, my car was on fire. He says there's one right there, but don't use it, it makes a huge mess and he didn't want to clean it up. I told him he'd have one hell of a huge mess to clean up if his gas tanks went kerblooey because my car was on fire right next to his tanks. Then I grabbed it and went out and put out the fire. He wasn't real bright, either.

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