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Old 02-21-2008, 07:03 AM   #1
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I just put tooth paste on my razor.
Before now I've squirted shaving foam under my arm thinking it was deodorant.

NEED COFFEE.
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Old 02-21-2008, 07:05 AM   #2
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When you say "Before now," orfy, when are you referring to? earlier? is this a common cheshire-ism?
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Old 02-21-2008, 03:42 PM   #3
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Razor in shower.
Stick deodorant.

Cocoa Mocha first, just to be safe.
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Old 02-21-2008, 03:49 PM   #4
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I'm hoping that you picked up on your error BEFORE you started brushing...
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Old 02-21-2008, 04:11 PM   #5
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or shaving your armit with the Pepsodent/Barbasol blend.


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Old 02-21-2008, 04:28 PM   #6
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If I was you I would be real careful where you store your "Preperation H".

 
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Old 02-21-2008, 04:48 PM   #7
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Try not to pull an American Pie and mix up the lube and the superglue.
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Old 02-21-2008, 05:16 PM   #8
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"Before now" means previous to this moment in time. "In the past"
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Old 02-21-2008, 05:19 PM   #9
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I have a special restriction on my driver's license: Not legal to drive without corrective lenses or before coffee............................................ .........
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Old 02-21-2008, 06:41 PM   #10
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Orfy, did you spend the evening at the pub again?
Coffee, the nectar of the gods!
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