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Old 02-21-2008, 05:43 AM   #61
Feb 2008
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Whenever someone asks me "Is today the the 21st? (or whatever day it is), as long as they're correct I always start my reply with "Well, unless something went horribly wrong last night...."

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Old 02-21-2008, 08:12 AM   #62
Willy Boner
May 2007
Drain OR
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tell SWMBO every once in a while....

Women!!!, can't live with 'em,
shoot 'em and you go to jail.

Of course she knows I'm only joking....I hope
Women, you can't live with'em and ........................ you can't live with 'em!

Man, he's sharper than a bowling ball.

When someone asks me how I am?
I'm just like an old p**sy, look like hell, but I still feel pretty good!
In pursuit of my next one!

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Old 02-21-2008, 11:13 AM   #63
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Dec 2007
Canberra, ACT Australia
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"You couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a fistful of fifties"
This Isn't Nam Smokey, There Are Rules.

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Old 02-21-2008, 01:05 PM   #64
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Bryan, Texas
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Originally Posted by Willy Boner
Women, you can't live with'em and ........................ you can't live with 'em!
Women, you can't live with them, can't have heterosexual sex without 'em!"

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Old 02-21-2008, 03:38 PM   #65
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Y'all just reminded me of a friend who used to say "he's so (stupid/dumb/uncoordinated), he couldn't hit his butt with both hands."

And another friend, who still says "it's hotter than an fresh ****ed fox in a forest fire."

Beer is good for anything from hot dogs to heartache.

Drinking Frog Brewery, est. 1993

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