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Old 02-13-2008, 02:37 AM   #11
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When someone asks me something like: What's that sign say?
I answer: "It doesn't say anything; you have to read it."


Forward, never straight.


The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.
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Old 02-13-2008, 03:30 AM   #12
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I often greet kiddos in the office with "What's kickin', chicken?"

One I picked up when working in Appalachia was "Appreciate ya." I'd always said "I appreciate it" when someone does me a favor or wishes me a good day or whatever, but I picked up "Appreciate ya" because I liked the sentiment. It says, in a very efficient way, that while I also like what you do, I value you yourself as a person.

I like it.
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Old 02-13-2008, 04:05 AM   #13
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My old boss used to say when I left, "drive fast and donít were your set belt." I had no problem with the first part.

And its only illegal if you get caught.
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Old 02-13-2008, 04:21 AM   #14
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I'm not as stupid as you think you are...
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Old 02-13-2008, 04:22 AM   #15
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I always wait for the opportunity to throw this one out there:

Foreigner? I can barely fit two in her...
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Old 02-13-2008, 04:24 AM   #16
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If your freinds jumped off a bridge would you do it to?
Responce. Not again!
Man did I get my butt beat that day!

 
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Old 02-13-2008, 04:38 AM   #17
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Man I'd hit that........................................with a 2x4!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-13-2008, 07:17 AM   #18
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A drinking related favourite of mine:

"No wonder I feel sick when my stommache is full of puke!"

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Old 02-13-2008, 07:48 AM   #19
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Great minds think alike.... and so do ours.

I also have used "rocket surgery" since the early nineties, although I just heard it recently in a TV show (can't recall which one).

 
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Old 02-13-2008, 07:52 AM   #20
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I tell people....

That's very admirable.... Like the admirable of the Navy.
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