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Old 02-13-2008, 01:03 AM   #1
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So what funny things do you like to say?

One thing I say, whenever someone is leaving is, "Well, you behave yourself, ya hear?" Of course, this is especially funny since I am only 30 years old. I picked it up from my now deceased grandfather.

The second things I say, when people tell me to drive carefully (or behave myself), I say, "Why start now?"

The third thing I say, whenever someone tells me to have a good day, I tell them "You too. Actually, (and then I pause, pensively, for added effect...) have a couple of 'em..."

Why limit yourself to just one good day, ya know? I can offer people more than one good day. Hey, why not? They're all free anyway. So anyway, those are my sayings. I think that third one could really catch on. It always seems to make people smile...

Me and an old friend from college always used to depart with the words, "Catch ya later, masturbator..." "After awhile, pedophile..."

So what do you say that's kinda funny? Another friend of mine likes to say, "I'll talk at you later..." but that's more of a southern thing. Still kind of funny. You know... we're not going to have an exchange... I'll just talk at you...
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Old 02-13-2008, 01:33 AM   #2
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Being a salesman, often times I have to have conversations with people that I would never chose to speak with. Those can get interesting. I try not to have the same cliche hello and goodbye everytime. I told one of our police officer customers to "stay outta trouble" when he left today, he just glanced down at his gun and said he'd try.
I do use "holler at you later", but I'm sick of that one.

 
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Old 02-13-2008, 01:43 AM   #3
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You gotta say this to your buddies or it might be taken the wrong way.

"Come back when you can't stay so long".

"Don't let your meat loaf" "OK, but don't let your Connie Chung". (Silly I know)

I haven't used this one in forever but...

When introducing myself. "Hello I am Harry Cunnilingus"

 
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Old 02-13-2008, 01:43 AM   #4
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Whenever someone is worried about their life, I give them this gem...

Don't sweat the petty stuff....
(and don't pet the sweaty stuff)
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Old 02-13-2008, 01:50 AM   #5
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Old 02-13-2008, 02:08 AM   #6
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"I've got more time than money"
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Old 02-13-2008, 02:10 AM   #7
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Every now and again, I'll say, "I can run faster scared, than you can pissed!"
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Old 02-13-2008, 02:25 AM   #8
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In regards to physically defending yourself, I say "It's better to be judged by twelve than carried by six".
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Old 02-13-2008, 02:28 AM   #9
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Whenever my wife make's meatloaf for supper I say "you know whay I say, never let your meat loaf" Drives her crazy.

 
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Old 02-13-2008, 02:32 AM   #10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jester369
If you can't be good, be good at it.


If you can't be good, be careful.
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