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Old 06-30-2010, 04:06 AM   #881
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I love the idiots who are like... "dude this is good lets make some more and sell it! You could pry make a ton of money!"

i just, at that point, disengage from the conversation.

 
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Old 06-30-2010, 04:32 AM   #882
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dude, wheres brewthunda?

 
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Old 06-30-2010, 06:07 AM   #883
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I can't stand the douchebags who drink my beer and are all like "Wow, this is really good, I'm impressed! You could do this for a living, it's better than a lot of the stuff I pay for."

Really, that sort of stuff pisses me off.

 
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Old 06-30-2010, 03:00 PM   #884
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Yeah compliments who needs em... I had a friend tell me my Porter was good enough to sell and he would be willing to buy the ingredients if I would make him more. I punched him in the face and walked off.

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Old 06-30-2010, 04:20 PM   #885
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I had a friend tell me my Porter was good enough to sell and he would be willing to buy the ingredients if I would make him more. I punched him in the face and walked off.
He got off lightly, as far as I'm concerned. You're too nice, man - you should have stabbed him repeatedly as well.

I tell ya, the nerve of some people...

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Old 06-30-2010, 07:48 PM   #886
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Yeah the other day having tried pretty much all of my brews since I started last year my dad tried my first american ipa having not tried one before. He said, "****! This is really good, its like nothing Ive tried before and you could almost sell this one. Last time I give him one of my beers

 
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Old 06-30-2010, 08:05 PM   #887
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Yeah the other day having tried pretty much all of my brews since I started last year my dad tried my first american ipa having not tried one before. He said, "****! This is really good, its like nothing Ive tried before and you could almost sell this one. Last time I give him one of my beers
Man, my dad would be dead to me if he EVER said something like that!

 
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Old 06-30-2010, 08:12 PM   #888
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I told my friends that I brewed an American Light Ale.

"Ooh cool! Is that a lager?"



Not that bad really, just trying to post an actual dippy quote instead and break the trend of the last page and a half.

 
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Old 06-30-2010, 08:36 PM   #889
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I told my friends that I brewed an American Light Ale.

"Ooh cool! Is that a lager?"



Not that bad really, just trying to post an actual dippy quote instead and break the trend of the last page and a half.
Good thing they didn't tell you it sounded great, you would have had to kill them!

 
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Old 06-30-2010, 09:08 PM   #890
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I love the last couple pages. Someone complains about a compliment; everyone mocks him/her for it for a while. Then someone complains about a compliment, namely "I would totally buy this" or "this is good enough to sell"; mocking ensues.

Rinse, repeat.

So either:
A) People only read the most recent post (or none at all) and ignore the previous 2-3 posts

or

B) People don't understand sarcasm

Sorry, back on track. Two new ones:

The topic arose of hops being related to "the devils cabbage" arose somehow between a friend and myself:
Friend: "Dude, there's no way they are related."
Me: "I'm telling you, it's true. Look it up"
Friend: "Yeah, well how come beer doesn't get you high, even really hoppy ones?"
Me: *Face-palm*

While brewing with a friend
Me: *Sipping a little on the OG sample*
Friend: "Can I try?" Sips "Oh GOD! Worst beer I've ever had"
Me: "Well, it's just the sugary liquid you add the yeast to. The yeast then turn the sugar into alcohol and CO2"
Friend: "How long does that take?"
Me: "For this beer? [BM's Centennial Blonde] Probably about 2-3 weeks"
Friend: "Dude, why don't you just dump some everclear in there? Much faster"
Me: .......
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