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Old 05-20-2010, 04:16 PM   #801
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Mmmmmmm Negro Modello...
No, no, no, the poster was looking for NERGA Modello. Try to follow along!
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Old 05-20-2010, 04:43 PM   #802
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After trying my Irish Red Ale..."I liked it, what kind of Bock is this again? I've had Amber Bock"


Guess that's the closest BMC he could find.
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Old 05-20-2010, 05:45 PM   #803
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No, no, no, the poster was looking for NERGA Modello. Try to follow along!
Thanks for clearing that up. They are totally separate beers.

 
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Old 05-20-2010, 05:52 PM   #804
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"When do you add the alcohol?"

 
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Old 05-20-2010, 06:03 PM   #805
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My aunt keeps asking to make her some Vodka. My mom wants to know when the light beer will be ready (Cream ale is fermenting now). Either way, if they don't like the cream ale, it will be a nice learning experience for US 05 and FWH.
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Old 05-26-2010, 11:42 PM   #806
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I know it has been mentioned here before but i just gt the whole "stout is the dregs from regular beer" comment at the bar.
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Old 05-26-2010, 11:55 PM   #807
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I know it has been mentioned here before but i just gt the whole "stout is the dregs from regular beer" comment at the bar.
My brother in law dropped that one on me this last year. We were talking about beer - and he knows that I brew and am passionate about the subject. He gives me a 5 minute lecture on how when they brew in Germany "the stuff they take off the top of the vat is your traditional light yellow beer, the stuff from the middle is the amber, and the stuff at the bottom is the really dark beer." He had some detailed story about witnessing people pour and drink beer this way. I didn't feel like arguing.

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Old 05-27-2010, 03:33 AM   #808
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It's not about my beer but I was at a bar last week and some other customers were looking at the new Miller Lite rifled bottle.

Guy: So why do they have those ripples in the bottle?

Woman: When the beer gets poured they infuse it with some kinda flavoring. Fruit or something.

Me: lol wut?
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Old 05-27-2010, 08:01 AM   #809
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When discussing Stouts:

"Yeah I really like Guinness DRAWT (Draught, pronounced draft as you all know), but I'm not a big fan of the whole DRAWT style of beer."

Me trying to explain how draught is pronounced draft, and is called such because of the widget and how it is supposed to be like a pulled pint.

"No, drawts are like stouts, they just use different hops."

Me: Oh ok, I was wrong.
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Old 05-27-2010, 08:39 AM   #810
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tripple Belgium blond

"I like more hops in my beer!"
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