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Old 04-11-2010, 05:07 PM   #711
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*giving my friend Dan a sip of my (I)IIPA/Barleywine*

Dan: AHH, OH GOD! *puckers and gags for a while*
Me: *laughs like Dr. Frankenstein*

I guess I took it more as a compliment.
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Old 04-11-2010, 05:22 PM   #712
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*giving my friend Dan a sip of my (I)IIPA/Barleywine*

Dan: AHH, OH GOD! *puckers and gags for a while*
Me: *laughs like Dr. Frankenstein*

I guess I took it more as a compliment.
Hilarious! I'd take it as a compliment, too. Ya know, unless I'd actually made a really bad beer
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Old 04-11-2010, 06:16 PM   #713
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Hilarious! I'd take it as a compliment, too. Ya know, unless I'd actually made a really bad beer
10.9% and 133 IBUs lol
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Old 04-12-2010, 12:02 AM   #714

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10.9% and 133 IBUs lol
It was a wasted sip.
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Old 04-18-2010, 05:29 PM   #715
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My favorite was to a guy that didn't drink much beer...

I mixed a little of the morning's (COLD) coffee into just a touch of cold water.
He tipped it up and made a funny face....I started to laugh and point at him when he said "SMMOOOTH"

The grin fell from my face.

 
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Old 04-18-2010, 05:40 PM   #716
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Last week I had some friends over, one is a beer drinker (huge guinness fan) so I thought he'd appreciate some of my brews. I poured him a sample of my Arrogant Bastard (not exact) clone.

He sips, then exclaims "Wow, that tastes exactly like Arrogant Bastard!".
"Well, it's similar, thanks", I say.
Then he says something along the lines of: "Man this one time we were on a beach trip and we wanted to get trashed, so we got a whole bunch of 40s of Arrogant Bastard and were poundin em! Man, we were so messed up, I must have drank like 3 or 4 40s of this stuff!".
"Uhhm...I think there's some Coronas in the fridge upstairs."

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Old 04-18-2010, 06:11 PM   #717
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Last week I had some friends over, one is a beer drinker (huge guinness fan) so I thought he'd appreciate some of my brews. I poured him a sample of my Arrogant Bastard (not exact) clone.

He sips, then exclaims "Wow, that tastes exactly like Arrogant Bastard!".
"Well, it's similar, thanks", I say.
Then he says something along the lines of: "Man this one time we were on a beach trip and we wanted to get trashed, so we got a whole bunch of 40s of Arrogant Bastard and were poundin em! Man, we were so messed up, I must have drank like 3 or 4 40s of this stuff!".
"Uhhm...I think there's some Coronas in the fridge upstairs."
Was this dude prone to jokes cause man that sounds like he was having fun at your expense

 
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Old 04-18-2010, 06:29 PM   #718
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No, unfortunately he was serious. I was shocked. Either they were pounding 22s and the thought they were 40s, he really thinks my AB clone tastes like Colt 45 (god I hope not), or he was trying to impress me, assuming that quantity always trumps quality and made it up? I don't know. All possible scenarios have him falling a couple of rungs on my ladder of respect though.

 
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Old 04-18-2010, 08:42 PM   #719
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I often have a couple of beers with a couple of my neighbors. It is kind of like on King of the Hill. I saw my neighbor and called down to him, "Come on over, I have a new home brew for you to try." He brought one of his Michelob Ultras with him. My home brew was a really nice, well-balanced APA. It has good malt up front and finishes with a definite yet not to aggresive bitter. My neighbor takes a drink, picks up his Ultra bottle and asks, "Can you make something that tastes like this?" I replied, "I could, but I can't think of any reason why I would." We laughed, tipped our glasses to each other. He won't get a taste of any more of my home brews.

 
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Old 04-18-2010, 11:27 PM   #720
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No, unfortunately he was serious. I was shocked. Either they were pounding 22s and the thought they were 40s, he really thinks my AB clone tastes like Colt 45 (god I hope not), or he was trying to impress me, assuming that quantity always trumps quality and made it up? I don't know. All possible scenarios have him falling a couple of rungs on my ladder of respect though.
Could he have thought a 1L growler was a 40oz bottle?

Some days are just made for too many drinks with friends. Should he have drank 40s of Shlitz? I would rather drink 4 growlers of AB.

 
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