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Old 02-08-2010, 06:10 AM   #661
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that's priceless: holding a beer tasting and someone enters bud light.

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Old 02-08-2010, 06:44 AM   #662
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On my 1st and 2nd batches
Them:You brewed this?
Me: Yup, its not hard
Them: Why's there no label on the bottle?
Me: Cause i brewed it.
Them: Are you opening up a brewery?

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Well, now I know what to tell people when they ask how it is made. Put the grain/hops/yeast and water in the bathtub. Mash by stomping around in it, turn on the shower to lauter then pull the plug and bottle by using the special valve on the "pee-trap". Won't have to share any when I'm done explaining that....
WOW! I'm stealing this idea!


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Old 02-08-2010, 07:27 AM   #663
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"Hmmm, tastes like blue moon", when I handed my neighbor an English pale ale. Grrr...at least she liked it, but gosh darn it, why can't I have neighbors that appreciate good beer. I have friends from from work that actually know something about beer, but I don't hang out with them outside of work that often.
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Old 02-08-2010, 08:00 AM   #664
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"Hmmm, tastes like blue moon", when I handed my neighbor an English pale ale. Grrr...at least she liked it, but gosh darn it, why can't I have neighbors that appreciate good beer. I have friends from from work that actually know something about beer, but I don't hang out with them outside of work that often.
i'll come over and intellectually drink your beer!

 
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Old 02-08-2010, 09:16 AM   #665
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To my brown ale : "but its brown !"
(no, really ?)

 
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Old 02-08-2010, 03:30 PM   #666
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WOW! I'm stealing this idea!
I have added to the story since. Before 'lautering' you throw in a bottle of vodka. That is where you get the alcohol and kit kills the germs in the p-trap.

 
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Old 02-08-2010, 04:23 PM   #667
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Had a strange one last night. I had an old friend my Honey Brown ale and he says, "Wow, that's black!"

And no, the beer's not black, it's amber brown in color.
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Old 02-08-2010, 05:12 PM   #668
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i took a few to a freind last night and he said tastes good,kinda tastes like a sam adams or that style of beer(its a scottish light ale)and drank that glass poured the rest of the bottle in the glass drank it half way down then proceded to pour a natural icelight into and mix with my homebrew i gave him!he gets no more of my beer ever!
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Old 02-08-2010, 06:45 PM   #669
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i took a few to a freind last night and he said tastes good,kinda tastes like a sam adams or that style of beer(its a scottish light ale)and drank that glass poured the rest of the bottle in the glass drank it half way down then proceded to pour a natural icelight into and mix with my homebrew i gave him!he gets no more of my beer ever!
You know, if all I had left at my disposal to drink was natty ice (which I wouldn't even drink) and I knew I was going to keep on drinking, I'd rather try to do the same thing he did in hope to give the natty SOME flavor profile than have to drink a whole natty by itself :|.

 
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Old 02-08-2010, 08:02 PM   #670
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This is my favorite thread on HBT. Fortunately, I've escaped having experiences like this. I went to a small college that was a block away from a microbrewery, and I still live nearby, so most of my friends are at least not shocked by flavor in a beer. They've actually seemed to enjoy my first batch more than I have.

 
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