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Old 01-04-2010, 04:44 AM   #621

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"It Game me the ****s" even after I told them not to drink the bottom of the bottle And does eyast even give you the ****s haha

Yah - I gave my BIL two cases of wedding beer (Honey Kolsch for his Honeymoon). Told him to pour it glasses to get a good clean beer w/o yeast.

He said that he'd rather not dirty a glass and that drinking from the bottle is fine. Fortunately, it was in the 2ndary for 2 months before it got bottled, so it was rather clean prior to bottling.

Drinking yeast just gives you gas.

The dorks on the brewing network were giving away a years supply of WL yeast if you would chug down a vile of one. That would would be gastro-intestinal torture if you ask me.

I'd have a case of sharts for a GD week!!!!!
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Old 01-04-2010, 06:30 AM   #622
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And not directly related to beer tasting but I get this ALL the time from my grandma.
Almost every bad comment I've gotten has been from mine as well, usually stuff along the lines of "it's so bitter" or the famous "you couldn't have brewed this" (followed by an awkward silence).

Of course, she still refers to African-Americans as "colored" people, if that gives any insight to her way of thinking.
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Old 01-04-2010, 01:01 PM   #623
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Drinking yeast just gives you gas.

The dorks on the brewing network were giving away a years supply of WL yeast if you would chug down a vile of one. That would would be gastro-intestinal torture if you ask me.

I'd have a case of sharts for a GD week!!!!!
An employee of mine had a small party and one of the guys got drunk. Before he could stop him he had opened and drank a vial of outdated White Labs Belgian Sour Mix

We never learned of the aftermath but it had to be a nightmare.

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Old 01-04-2010, 01:04 PM   #624
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An employee of mine had a small party and one of the guys got drunk. Before he could stop him he had opened and drank a vial of outdated White Labs Belgian Sour Mix

We never learned of the aftermath but it had to be a nightmare.

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LOL. my gut hurts thinking about that.

 
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Old 01-04-2010, 01:42 PM   #625
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An employee of mine had a small party and one of the guys got drunk. Before he could stop him he had opened and drank a vial of outdated White Labs Belgian Sour Mix

We never learned of the aftermath but it had to be a nightmare.

Forrest
Well...at least he wasn't drinking sellable stock.
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Old 01-08-2010, 02:17 AM   #626
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Them: "I don't like beer but I like your beer."
Me: "Thanks!"
In my head: "WTF? Then you like beer, genius."
Ditto, and mine wasn't carbonated or aged.



I guess they like their beer flat.

 
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Old 01-08-2010, 02:45 AM   #627
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I guess they like their beer flat.
Flat beer is still tasty alcohol Whenever I crack a bottle open to see if it's carbed yet or if I still need to rouse the yeast, I always end up drinking the whole thing, even if it is flat. Let not one drop be wasted unless you are making a sacrifice to the beer gods (even then it should only be a small amount lest they become angry....).
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Old 01-09-2010, 11:14 AM   #628
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Ex SWMBO: I didnt like your beer. It was too bitter.
Me say: Ok thats cool.
Me think: Wtf? An ounce of Fuggles in an Oatmeal Stout is too bitter?
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Old 01-09-2010, 01:55 PM   #629

SWMBO's Friend, "I didn't like your spiced cider, its harsh and tastes like beer."

WTF? - How does cider taste like beer?
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Old 01-09-2010, 05:49 PM   #630
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Ex SWMBO: I didnt like your beer. It was too bitter.
Me say: Ok thats cool.
Me think: Wtf? An ounce of Fuggles in an Oatmeal Stout is too bitter?
Maybe you had a bit too much roasted barley?

 
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