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Old 10-02-2009, 09:30 PM   #521
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- Next door girl: No, seriously, How do you get it?

- Me: I've got a bubble maker machine.
Bwahaha! I'm stealing that and using it next time someone asks me the same thing.

 
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Old 10-03-2009, 03:01 AM   #522
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Took my family to a local microbrew. At some point I grabbed a pitcher of IPA. Very hoppy IPA. The parents wanted to try it, so I poured them a little bit. My dad's comment was "I could make that with some grass clippings in that porta-potty." Needless to say, they didn't like it. I then made the mistake (the second of the day) explaining that it's hops they taste. Now every time I offer my mom a beer she questions whether or not it contains hops.

 
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Old 10-03-2009, 01:46 PM   #523
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Just smile and say "nope!"
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Old 10-03-2009, 02:24 PM   #524
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my grandmother, who was never bashful with her opinions, shrugged her shoulders and asked, "Isn't all beer just beer?"
The literalist in me wants to say she's absolutely correct
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Old 10-03-2009, 04:25 PM   #525

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The literalist in me wants to say she's absolutely correct
Yah, its all in the minutia......beer to beer.
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Old 10-03-2009, 05:33 PM   #526
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not exactly my homebrew, but something I thought was disturbingly stupid at the time considering where I was when I heard it.
SWMBO and I were visiting the Anchor Brewing Company on my honeymoon last year, and during the tasting portion, we were given some of their porter. At this point, we had all had about 3-4 ~8oz taster pours, so everyone was chatting with each other. A girl in the group we were talking to was handed her glass of porter, she took a sip, then said to everyone in a slightly lowered voice:

"Guinness is better."

In my head I was like, WTF? it's not even the same type of beer!

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 01:29 AM   #527
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Today I got my first "It tasted dark" comment Then found & reqd this entire thread. That coment froma friend who has been considering taking up brewing. Actually liked the brew & the "dark" taste of my Vanilla Cream Ale. It was amusing & a bit ironic to me when T\this thread turned up.

 
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Old 10-04-2009, 01:41 AM   #528

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Today I got my first "It tasted dark" comment Then found & reqd this entire thread. That coment froma friend who has been considering taking up brewing. Actually liked the brew & the "dark" taste of my Vanilla Cream Ale. It was amusing & a bit ironic to me when T\this thread turned up.
That's cool! People who don't know beer and are daring enough to start brewing eventually open up to new beers that they would have never like before. I'm a hophead now. When I started I didn't like hoppy, bitter beers but now they can't ever be too hoppy.
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Old 10-04-2009, 01:55 AM   #529
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Today I got my first "It tasted dark" comment Then found & reqd this entire thread. That coment froma friend who has been considering taking up brewing. Actually liked the brew & the "dark" taste of my Vanilla Cream Ale. It was amusing & a bit ironic to me when T\this thread turned up.
Ya, I've gotten that "dark beer" thing throw at me more than a few times.
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Old 10-04-2009, 05:06 AM   #530
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oh my, is that bud and bud light in the background ?!

Reason: reply to picture wayyy earlier with bottles of bud and bud light in the back. heartbreaking

 
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