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Old 08-31-2013, 06:34 PM   #2741
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Visiting the in-laws for Labor Day. Brought down an ESB and a Blonde Ale.

Here's what my FIL did to my ESB.

"I like my beer COLD!", he said.

OY!
Wtf!

 
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Old 08-31-2013, 07:01 PM   #2742
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Let Swmbo taste some N West style IPA. She responds "eww, tastes like I'm chewing on a Hydrocodone. "

Sounds good to me...

 
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Old 08-31-2013, 09:13 PM   #2743
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is that ice? Keep the wifey, but find a new father in law.. Lol (jk)
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Old 09-03-2013, 03:27 AM   #2744
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After a massively beer-productive week (5 gallons of bitter, 3 gallons of pilsner, 5 gallons of saison) I was in the driveway finishing up a batch of root beer for my three year old son, as a reward for helping me wash out 80 bottles the previous day. Wort's been chilled, yeast's been added, and I'm letting it sit a minute while I uncouple the burner from the tank and put things away. My drunkard neighbor materializes at the foot of the driveway, swaying slightly, and watches us in silence for nearly five minutes. I ignore him.

Then I pick up my copper wort chiller.

"What y'workin'on, neighbor?" he slurred.

"Root beer," I replied.

"Yeah, right." He put his hands on his hips, staring blearily at me. Shortly after he went inside, and the shrill voice of his girlfriend could be heard, completely unintelligibly.

"I dunno what'e's doin'," my neighbor roared back. "Lemme alone!"
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Old 09-18-2013, 04:40 AM   #2745
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Recently I was getting to know some of my neighbors in my new apartment. I offered them some of my homebrew, which at the time, was a trippel. One guy asked me if it was an IPA. *facepalm*
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Old 09-19-2013, 12:12 AM   #2746
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A friend of mine who drinks Belgian Ales... and has given me several, not really knowing what he's drinking.... I gave him a rather hoppy pale ale - could be an IPA I suppose... but definitely a pale ale... and definitely hoppy.

"Too bitter. I really don't like an ale"

 
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Old 09-19-2013, 12:15 AM   #2747
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BTW... I'm not really a "make my beer as bitter as I can" sort of brewer. I like a balanced beer most of the time, but I do like a really cold IPA from time to time.

I love to give an IPA to a Bud Light drinker who has been bugging me to DEATH to let him try one of my beers. When he winces, I tell him simply... "that ain't no Bud Light my man."

 
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Old 09-22-2013, 04:02 AM   #2748
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Originally Posted by ianw58 View Post
Visiting the in-laws for Labor Day. Brought down an ESB and a Blonde Ale.

Here's what my FIL did to my ESB.

"I like my beer COLD!", he said.

OY!
He wasn't man enough to drink it straight up so he had to water it down with ice. Next time pour some Currs Light into a brown bottle, serve it to him and see how he reacts.

 
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Old 10-03-2013, 07:19 PM   #2749
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He wasn't man enough to drink it straight up so he had to water it down with ice. Next time pour some Currs Light into a brown bottle, serve it to him and see how he reacts.
Hi-larious, I think every homebrewer should mess with their friends in this such way at least once
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Old 10-03-2013, 10:34 PM   #2750
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One of the lawn care guys,after sampling 3 different home brews since the previous week asked "you got anymore of those Butt Lights with the lime in it?" DOOOOH!
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