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Old 04-08-2009, 12:00 AM   #251
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If it weren't from you, I don't think I could believe that story.
It is sad but true.
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:27 AM   #252
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I've heard of that. Heard of a BJCP judeg insist that hefe's should be mostly clear.
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:32 AM   #253
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In a bar:

Me: "I think I am going to try and make a clone of this." (Magic Hat #9)
Random Bar Drunk: "You know how to clone beer?"
Me: "I make my beer at home, it's pretty good."
Bar Drunk: "How long does it take?"
Me: "It depends on the beer, sometimes a few months."
Bar Drunk: Looking at his Born on Date "This beer was made 3 months ago, I can't believe you even have tim to leave your house."

Not completly sure what he meant but I must thing that if you brew, you are constantly brewing.

Another one, on my Vanilla Stout:

"That tastes a lot like Guinness, but I don't taste Vanilla in Guinness, is there Vanilla in Guinness?"
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:59 AM   #254
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not my brew, but as I am grabbing a tall, corked bottle of Maudite ... (UNIBROUE - OUR BEERS PAGE)
I overhear some random young guy (who likely only ever buys coors light) with a ball cap on backwards say to his friend while they walk by me...
"ever have that stuff, it's horrible! tastes like cough syrop!"

I just smiled at them clearly and walked away with my delicious maudite beer in one hand, and a hobgoblin in the other...

I am wondering, is there a way to clinically prove some people just do not have properly functioning taste buds? i mean, come on! Cough Syrop!??

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Old 04-08-2009, 01:12 AM   #255
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I am wondering, is there a way to clinically prove some people just do not have properly functioning taste buds? i mean, come on! Cough Syrop!??

jeeeeeez
I think people are like seeds a farmer would randomly throw on the soil...
some will germinate and grow (evolve) and some will just never even sprout...
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Old 04-08-2009, 03:19 AM   #256
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One of my best friends is a Bud Light advocate. After trying some of my first beers, a Cream Ale, Irish Red and Golden Blonde his comment: " Not too bad, but if they sold 'em in the store, I wouldn't buy them." Strange how he keeps showing up on the weekend now just to kill some time over a beer or three, plus money has been showing up in empty bottles after his visits ...
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Old 04-08-2009, 04:27 AM   #257

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O...... Strange how he keeps showing up on the weekend now just to kill some time over a beer or three, plus money has been showing up in empty bottles after his visits ...

At least he's not a mooch.
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Old 04-08-2009, 11:37 AM   #258
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Strange how he keeps showing up on the weekend now just to kill some time over a beer or three, plus money has been showing up in empty bottles after his visits ...
Maybe the handjobs keep him coming back.
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:17 PM   #259
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Maybe the handjobs keep him coming back.
Dude...


To the OP: As said before, count yourself lucky he's not just a mooch.
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:58 PM   #260
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not my brew, but as I am grabbing a tall, corked bottle of Maudite ... (UNIBROUE - OUR BEERS PAGE)
I overhear some random young guy (who likely only ever buys coors light) with a ball cap on backwards say to his friend while they walk by me...
"ever have that stuff, it's horrible! tastes like cough syrop!"

I just smiled at them clearly and walked away with my delicious maudite beer in one hand, and a hobgoblin in the other...

I am wondering, is there a way to clinically prove some people just do not have properly functioning taste buds? i mean, come on! Cough Syrop!??

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As my good friend Ken Mangina once said, "Opinions are like belly buttons, everyone has one but no one knows how to use them correctly".

Or as another good friend of mine once said "Opinions are like ********, some people like poking them."
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