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Old 02-03-2013, 03:55 AM   #2511
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Not related to someone drinking my beer but I swear SWMBO almost feinted when I told her I was going to brew an IPA. First thing out of her mouth was "better keep that s*** out in the garage". She's not a fan of the big boy hops. I usually only brew traditional UK and European ales.
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:46 PM   #2512
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As i was brewing outside one day, a neighbor walks up and introduces themselves,

Neighbor: " hey so whatcha making?"
Me: just brewing a little beer
Neighbor: " oh yeah? This is a crazy looking setup you've got here"
(i brew AG but i was flushing out all my hoses and plate chiller)
Me: yeah it looks a lot more complicated than it is, its actually a prety simply setup
Neighbor; " yeah, i mean it looks like you could be making meth and stuff with all these hoses and pots"
Me: ha ha, yeah i get that a lot, looks like it could be sometig illegal, but its just for beer ha ha
Neighbor: " yeah well you know, i mean, if it was meth, i wouldnt mind at all"

::::awkward silence ::::

At that point i just made it out i was super busy and couldnt talk much, didnt feel like going down that road
Haha, wow.
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Old 02-03-2013, 07:16 PM   #2513
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My cousin has been after me for months to bring him some homebrew. I finally gave him an American Wheat that he downed in no more than 2 mins, out of the bottle nonetheless, then he belched loudly and told me how good it was. How would he know? He just chugged the damn thing! Total waste of my carefully crafted homebrew.

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Old 02-03-2013, 07:26 PM   #2514
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"Yum, this doesn't taste like homebrew."

 
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Old 02-03-2013, 08:17 PM   #2515
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My cousin has been after me for months to bring him some homebrew. I finally gave him an American Wheat that he downed in no more than 2 mins, out of the bottle nonetheless, then he belched loudly and told me how good it was. How would he know? He just chugged the damn thing! Total waste of my carefully crafted homebrew.
To the uninitiated this is how beer is downed ha ha. Have him out to your place some time and serve him. Pour the glass for him, even if he slams it, savor yours. Pour him another.. repeat this exercise several times. If he still doesn't get it? Well... sorry, you can choose your friends, can't choose your relatives :-)

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Old 02-03-2013, 08:57 PM   #2516
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My cousin has been after me for months to bring him some homebrew. I finally gave him an American Wheat that he downed in no more than 2 mins, out of the bottle nonetheless, then he belched loudly and told me how good it was. How would he know? He just chugged the damn thing! Total waste of my carefully crafted homebrew.
brew up an American BW and have him beer bong it.
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Old 02-03-2013, 09:06 PM   #2517
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brew up an American BW and have him beer bong it.
Yes!! This may be another way to slow him down!

 
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Old 02-04-2013, 01:20 AM   #2518
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Not stupid, but a funny/proud moment for me while listening to my oldest daughter defending me.

Me: I really like how this wit turned out. It's really good.

My wife (who only likes Lindemans) tries a sip: yuch! (And then actually dry heaves.)

My 3 year old daughter: Don't choke mommy! It's really good.

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Old 02-04-2013, 04:22 AM   #2519
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SWMBO's friend's mother was very complimentary of my beer, but had lots of questions about brewing. My favorite was, "Have you heard of international bitterness units?"
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Old 02-04-2013, 06:31 AM   #2520
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SWMBO's friend's mother was very complimentary of my beer, but had lots of questions about brewing. My favorite was, "Have you heard of international bitterness units?"
Was your reply "nah, I generally use IBUs."

 
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