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Old 04-06-2009, 08:34 PM   #241
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I get..."What is with you and making all these Dark Beers" So I made 2 batches of Blond Ale.

I love your Apple Beer.. she was referencing the Apfelwine I made
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Old 04-06-2009, 08:47 PM   #242
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"Tastes good, tastes just like any Belgain beer I ever had"


 
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Old 04-06-2009, 11:56 PM   #243
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"Wow, that's almost as good as bud!"
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Old 04-07-2009, 04:28 AM   #244
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Not about the beer but the equipment.

See's copper pipe - Oh - what ya fixing?

Nothing, It's for a project.

Oh. So you're making a distiller.

No. A manifold.

Oh - so it's for distilling.

No - it's for the mash. Works kind of as a filter. For beer. Distilling is illegal.

Oh. So you aren't going to say it's for distilling.

It's for beer. *changed subject*


*conversation was with my dad

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Old 04-07-2009, 01:10 PM   #245

I gave my mom one of Edwort's Apfelweins... needless to say she didn't like it all too much.

"This tastes too much like beer!!! ? WTF?


I thinking, OK- No big deal. About 20 seconds later...(still in my head, when is the last time you tasted beer?) She doesn't really drink, wine during the holidays. That's about it.
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Old 04-07-2009, 02:19 PM   #246
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From a 60+ yr old Natural Light drinker, on a Centennial Blonde:

"Wow. That sure has a lot of bubbles."
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Old 04-07-2009, 02:57 PM   #247
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Not about the beer but the equipment.

See's copper pipe - Oh - what ya fixing?

Nothing, It's for a project.

Oh. So you're making a distiller.

No. A manifold.

Oh - so it's for distilling.

No - it's for the mash. Works kind of as a filter. For beer. Distilling is illegal.

Oh. So you aren't going to say it's for distilling.

It's for beer. *changed subject*


*conversation was with my dad

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I'm having the same problem. I'm going to all my local hardware stores (because I like to shop local and give the small guys the money) looking for a 1/2 inch brass bulkhead. Needless to say none of them have it and I'll have to order it off the net, but I was getting the same thing.

What's this for?

Homebrewing.

Oh, you're distilling.

No, brewing beer.

Riiiiight...."beer". ( then they wink at me )


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From a 60+ yr old Natural Light drinker, on a Centennial Blonde:

"Wow. That sure has a lot of bubbles."
Bwahahahahaha! You made air squirt out of my nose!
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:27 PM   #248
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This one is only a few minutes old:

My landlord's contractors were over working on the fence and I offered them some beers since they had been over sunday night from 2pm to 11pm fixing the plumbing. The one guy says "I'll have wunna'them coldbers" , and I gotta say I take him for someone who drinks nothing but bud. He's at least 50, very blue collar, and between the mustache and the alabama accent I can barley understand what he is saying. I'll hand it to him though, he had a glass of ESB, dopple o-fest, IPA, and winter brown and he loved them all. When he reached for the IPA tap I warned him that not everyone likes hoppy beers, and he said he did. He took a sip and said "Hey, that thar's kinda like a hepeweizen". I didn't really know what to say to that, haha, I can only assume that he meant it as a compliment.
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:34 PM   #249
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I had a peppermint porter in a sanctioned comp once and a certified judge said it was, "too dark for an ale."
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:52 PM   #250
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I had a peppermint porter in a sanctioned comp once and a certified judge said it was, "too dark for an ale."
If it weren't from you, I don't think I could believe that story.
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