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Old 12-07-2012, 03:29 AM   #2321
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Today I allowed my boss to sample an Apple pie ale today.
After he drank a small cup of the stuff he said " That's really good but I'm mosrly into lagers and ales".
Did you tell him it was an Apple Pie Ale? how fruity was it? sure he didn't say "... lagers than ales"?

 
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Old 12-07-2012, 04:32 AM   #2322
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Maybe he was just quick witted and isn't a fan of fruit beers...
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Old 12-07-2012, 11:31 PM   #2323
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Did you tell him it was an Apple Pie Ale? how fruity was it? sure he didn't say "... lagers than ales"?
Ok maybe he did say that but he also has 2 pitbulls and a rock welder

 
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Old 12-10-2012, 02:48 PM   #2324
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On a judging sheet for my ROSEMARY siason: "It has an herbal quality." No, really?
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Old 12-10-2012, 04:37 PM   #2325
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had a party this weekend for my upcoming birthday and had a few friends over.

needless to say there was a multitude of drinks served, we finished off 4 kegs in my kegerator and did damaged to 2 cases of swill (for drinking games) and a case of sams...

the next morning my old friend asked me if i had ever "cleaned out my taps or lines" and i said i do on a regular basis. He then proceeded to tell me that he felt sick because i "obviously had bacteria and mold growing in my draft setup"

yes... it wasn't the 15+ beers you had the night before, it was my dirty lines.. of which i clean and drink from just about every night and never have any issues...

(the taps are all perlick forward sealing faucets, i could be wrong but i believe these style faucets do also aid in inhibiting bacteria due to the way they close, but that could be a misconception, regardless i do clean them)

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Old 12-11-2012, 05:25 AM   #2326
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The stupidest comment I have ever received in the last 24 hours for my beer is:

She: It's very professional!

Me: (pause for shock) ...No, it tastes like absolutely ****. Your taste buds are completely invalid. Seriously, it's like asking the def dumb and blind for an opinion.

She: No, really it's not bad!

Me: (Please.. just leave... )

I have no idea what's wrong with these people.

 
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Old 12-11-2012, 05:54 AM   #2327
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The stupidest comment I have ever received in the last 24 hours for my beer is:

She: It's very professional!

Me: (pause for shock) ...No, it tastes like absolutely ****. Your taste buds are completely invalid. Seriously, it's like asking the def dumb and blind for an opinion.

She: No, really it's not bad!

Me: (Please.. just leave... )

I have no idea what's wrong with these people.
I really hope you're just mocking people.

 
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Old 12-11-2012, 06:58 AM   #2328
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I really hope you're just mocking people.
Hmmm... What are the other alternatives?
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:42 AM   #2329
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I have no idea what's wrong with these people.
I'm guessing they hate you and just want to mess with your head.
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Old 12-11-2012, 02:25 PM   #2330
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I'm guessing they hate you and just want to mess with your head.
Thoughtful fare. What if they were being nice but don't actually care, like 95% of malt beverage consumers in the US?
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