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Old 10-04-2012, 03:45 AM   #2271
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Just want to pipe in that I, also, can laugh at these--let's face it--pitiful people who don't know beer for a sunbeam. I pat myself on the back every so often about it. And I brag about it to like-minded folks.

 
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Old 10-04-2012, 08:08 PM   #2272
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I have one I just remembered. This is before I started brewing and in college. Me and a few friends were at a bar and grill drinking a few pints before off to the next class. During, one of the guys looks at his glass and says "How can the glass let in air but not let the liquid out?". I was dumbfounded because he was talking about the carbonation. I had to explain to him that it was the carbon dioxide in the beer coming out of solution. This isnt just ignorance on beer itself just retarded.
That reminds me of a question I saw on the internet the other day... "is TSP (trisodium phosphate) vegan?"

 
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Old 10-05-2012, 07:26 PM   #2273
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Father-in-law, drinking my Witbier - "This is pretty good. Can you make something like Miller Light?"
Check out BierMuncher's Cream of Three Crops recipe. It's a great beer for fans of domestic lagers.

 
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:00 PM   #2274
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I work with 30-40 guys, none of whom brew but they are all beer drinkers and always asking for homebrew. One day I brought in a Hefe that I was pretty proud of and the next day one of them says "man I didnt like that at all do you put hops in your hefe?" I have never gave them a drop more since.

 
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:25 PM   #2275
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That reminds me of a question I saw on the internet the other day... "is TSP (trisodium phosphate) vegan?"
I mean, do YOU know where TSP comes from? Maybe they get the Sodium by boiling down small kittens. I doubt it...but you never know. JK

 
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:40 PM   #2276
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I work with 30-40 guys, none of whom brew but they are all beer drinkers and always asking for homebrew. One day I brought in a Hefe that I was pretty proud of and the next day one of them says "man I didnt like that at all do you put hops in your hefe?" I have never gave them a drop more since.
Only 29-39 more and the homebrew is ALL YOURS!!!!
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Old 10-06-2012, 12:23 AM   #2277
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Only 29-39 more and the homebrew is ALL YOURS!!!!
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Old 10-09-2012, 03:57 AM   #2278
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The Jehovas stopped by on Saturday as I was cleaning out the mash tun. "is that rice?" nope, it's spent grain from making beer. "you make beer?!!" yup. "does it taste like actual beer?" better!

I was wondering why they cared - can't they not drink any booze or coffee? Or is that mormons? I dunno...

We then had a long healthy talk about judgement day and what will become of my heathen arse. Actually never did get a straight answer, but they were a pretty friendly couple o' gals. A lady and her daughter. They're coming back to talk another day. I'm going to bang the daughter.
You sound like a wiener... I mean winner. Crap why can't I get this typing thing down!!

 
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:05 AM   #2279
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This is almost as good as coors!

Thank you dumb female roommate..

 
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Old 10-09-2012, 04:21 AM   #2280
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"Yeah I guess there are different types of beer..."
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