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Old 09-21-2012, 06:20 PM   #2211
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Fair enough, but logging their reaction to your mention of the word "infect" in the "stupidest comment" thread isn't fair to that person if you're intentionally pulling for such a reaction.
Well, there goes the fun. I'll go look for a "funny reaction to your beer" thread.
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Old 09-21-2012, 06:27 PM   #2212
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Well, there goes the fun. I'll go look for a "funny reaction to your beer" thread.
Or just keep it to yourself if it's not actually a stupid comment. Just a thought. Otherwise, expect criticism.
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Old 09-21-2012, 07:51 PM   #2213
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I gave one of my beers to my cousin, a saison(IBU 28, 6.8% ABV). He told me that it was too bitter and it didn't taste like a supermarket beer then he asked me for the ABV. When I replied that 6.8% he concluded that "Oh that's why it was so bitter, normal beers have like 5%".

 
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Old 09-21-2012, 07:55 PM   #2214
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I gave one of my beers to my cousin, a saison(IBU 28, 6.8% ABV). He told me that it was too bitter and it didn't taste like a supermarket beer then he asked me for the ABV. When I replied that 6.8% he concluded that "Oh that's why it was so bitter, normal beers have like 5%".
By that logic White Lightening would be the most bitter beverage known to man.

Edit... well AMONGST the most bitter.
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Old 09-21-2012, 10:23 PM   #2215
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My BiL constantly dogs my beer so yesterday I beat the crap out of him with my wort chiller while screaming LACES OUT, DAN (he's a football coach). true story.
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Old 09-21-2012, 10:32 PM   #2216
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My BiL constantly dogs my beer so yesterday I beat the crap out of him with my wort chiller
Comedy right there
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Old 09-21-2012, 10:38 PM   #2217
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My BiL constantly dogs my beer so yesterday I beat the crap out of him with my wort chiller while screaming LACES OUT, DAN (he's a football coach). true story.
I'm looking for Ray Finkle....and a clean pair of shorts.
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Old 09-21-2012, 11:48 PM   #2218
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My BiL constantly dogs my beer so yesterday I beat the crap out of him with my wort chiller while screaming LACES OUT, DAN (he's a football coach). true story.
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:59 PM   #2219
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Girl: "Oh my god! You brew beer? Can I try one?"
Me: "Sure, I have a few wits left, you like that?"
Girl "Is that like a Corona or a Guinness? I like Guinness"
Me:"Ummm, Hogarden? But a little lighter and dryer"
Girl:"o, I dont know, I'll try it."
*Give her a beer
Girl:"This tastes like copper, and makes me want to hock a louggie"
*Until this point she was cute
Me:"Wow, never got that one before...I've actually got only good reviews on this one".
Girl:"I'm a Guinness girl".
Me:"Try this brown ale...its more like a Guinness."
Girl:"This one is good. It tastes like steel."
Me:"Why do you taste different types of metal?"
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Old 09-25-2012, 01:07 PM   #2220
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The Jehovas stopped by on Saturday as I was cleaning out the mash tun. "is that rice?" nope, it's spent grain from making beer. "you make beer?!!" yup. "does it taste like actual beer?" better!

I was wondering why they cared - can't they not drink any booze or coffee? Or is that mormons? I dunno...

We then had a long healthy talk about judgement day and what will become of my heathen arse. Actually never did get a straight answer, but they were a pretty friendly couple o' gals. A lady and her daughter. They're coming back to talk another day. I'm going to bang the daughter.

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