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Old 01-01-2009, 02:26 PM   #201
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coworker- so you make beer, can you make those xmas beers
me-xmas beers? yea I guess so, I can make pretty much any kind of ale
coworker- I mean like a dark beer you know a xmas beer?
me- there are lots of different styles that are dark, porters, stouts, brown ales, they aren't really xmas beers per se
coworker- I had a Miller Lite a couple weeks ago it was really good
me- I gotta go see you tomarrow

 
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Old 01-01-2009, 11:58 PM   #202
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"can ya make somethin like corona?"

 
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Old 01-02-2009, 12:01 AM   #203
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"Yuck...what is that in the beer" - friend at work
"Its call taste idiot" - me
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Old 01-02-2009, 10:33 PM   #204
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I let some good friend try my very first brew at a christmas eve party

a Hefe Weizen

all of them said tastes like beer !!!

the everyone of them said " so.. you make this in a bathtub or something"

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Old 01-03-2009, 09:36 PM   #205
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I guess the dumbest comment i've gotten (on an american amber) was: Not bad but you should thin it out so its not so dark.

My response was to get a six pack of bush light and strip the labels off. About two weeks later i gave it to himand told himit was the same recipe but "thinned out". He cracked one and immediately said......Woww! Now thats a good beer.

I then thanked him for helping me perfect the recipe and told him if he gave me an hours notice i would have the modified version for him when he came over.


My freinds are furkin morons!!!

 
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Old 01-04-2009, 01:55 PM   #206

I was sharing my Sparkling Cranberry Cider with my sister- in-law. My mother-in-law hears her daughter raving about how good it tastes. Therefore she wants a glass of it too.

I pour her a splash in a glass, she says fill it up. I'm like OK, fill it and pass it over to her. She takes a sip.... says "This stuff is pretty good."

She starts to chug about it down. In one go about half the glass is gone.

I told her, "Take it easy. This cider has 8.5% alcohol."

She goes to me. "Did you say there is alcohol in this stuff?" The look she gives is like I've got three heads.

I said, "Yes" Then she walks over to the sink and dumps the rest down the drain.

Then she says, " You didn't tell me there was alcohol in it, I thought it was just juice."

I was thinking the 20oz Chablis glass might be a dead give away. I guess I should have poured it one of my wife's McDonald's glasses and kept my mouth shut!
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Old 01-04-2009, 04:25 PM   #207
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Then she walks over to the sink and dumps the rest down the drain.
I would have slapped her for that. How indignent.
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Old 01-04-2009, 04:34 PM   #208
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When I say I homebrewed it after compliments, and they get over the astonishment that you can brew your own beer,

"Is that legal? I mean, aren't you afraid of something blowing up?"

"Naw, I keep my still back in da woots"
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:41 PM   #209
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I guess the dumbest comment i've gotten (on an american amber) was: Not bad but you should thin it out so its not so dark.

My response was to get a six pack of bush light and strip the labels off. About two weeks later i gave it to himand told himit was the same recipe but "thinned out". He cracked one and immediately said......Woww! Now thats a good beer.

I then thanked him for helping me perfect the recipe and told him if he gave me an hours notice i would have the modified version for him when he came over.


My freinds are furkin morons!!!

That's brilliant. I should try that.

Also, I now have "Hillbilly Deluxe" stuck in my head. Thanks.

 
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:57 PM   #210
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SWMBO whenever she sips one of my beers for the first time:

*makes face* "ECCCCCH! That's a you beer."

Funny, because she swears I "converted" her and she only likes good beer now. Yet I still come home and find a 24-pack of canned Miller Lite in the fridge "because it was on sale." WTF!!!?!?!?!

She also calls the bathroom I've converted into a fermentation chamber my "meth lab".......

 
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