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Old 12-30-2008, 04:55 PM   #191
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It's my own fault. I never should have called it a stout.

 
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Old 12-30-2008, 05:37 PM   #192
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I had dinner with some business partners at the Granite City Brewery when the waitress came by for drink orders.

Larry: I'll have a Coors Light.
Waitress: We don't sell commercial beers. We only sell what we make.
Larry: What do you have that tastes like Coors Light?
Waitress: Water.

I think she brought him a Pale Ale or something. Then Larry asked for a glass of ice and poured the beer over ice. Larry's a pig. I cant take him anywhere.

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Old 12-30-2008, 05:53 PM   #193
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I had dinner with some business partners at the Granite City Brewery when the waitress came by for drink orders.

Larry: I'll have a Coors Light.
Waitress: We don't sell commercial beers. We only sell what we make.
Larry: What do you have that tastes like Coors Light?
Waitress: Water.

I think she brought him a Pale Ale or something. Then Larry asked for a glass of ice and poured the beer over ice. Larry's a pig. I cant take him anywhere.
Wow that is gross like adding water to Scotch.

 
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Old 12-30-2008, 06:04 PM   #194
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Larry: I'll have a Coors Light.
Waitress: We don't sell commercial beers. We only sell what we make.
Larry: What do you have that tastes like Coors Light?
Waitress: Water.
I'd be pissed if a waitress said something like that to me, but it's sure as hell funny when it happens to someone else.

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Old 12-30-2008, 06:08 PM   #195
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i would've been laughing my ass off at the table.
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Old 12-30-2008, 06:12 PM   #196
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Christmas time last year, I shared one of my first All Grain Lagers with my brother who was in town for the holiday. It was a Sam Adam's Boston Lager clone that I found online somewhere, wish I could find the recipe again - it turned out much better than regular Sam Adam's Boston Lager, but anyway...

So this was one of the first All Grain Lagers I ever made, and it turned out fantastic and I was really proud of it and excited to share. Poured him a big 20oz Pilsner glass of it, beautiful head, crystal clear with perfect color, wonderful aroma - hand it to him and he tastes it so I'm standing there eagerly anticipating hearing how wonderful this beer is and he says "hmmm... Its ok, but I don't like Pale Ales". I was totally like "Pale Ale? WTF?"

Totally poked a hole in my beer balloon, it was a lager not an ale and the fermentation was really clean - not a bit of estery taste, just amazing crisp lager taste, the only thing I can figure is that it was a pretty hoppy tasting/smelling beer and it had a pretty strong Tettnanger aroma and was dryhopped with some Hallerttau Mittlefruh in the secondary and while Lagering -- I guess that hop aroma threw him a curve ball and made him think "Pale Ale" for some reason.

 
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Old 12-30-2008, 06:16 PM   #197
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...he says "hmmm... Its ok, but I don't like Pale Ales".

Well, good news!

 
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Old 12-31-2008, 06:29 AM   #198
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Today we were talking about beer and homebrewing at work.

Somebody mentioned that they didn't like "dark beer" cause it was just the stuff from the bottle of the barrel anyways!!!

 
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Old 12-31-2008, 07:04 AM   #199
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So today I tell my mother that the 14+ pounds of honey that she gave me was going to be made into mead next month.

She says "that sound like it would be gross"

me: "What is gross about it?"
her: "alcohol made from honey, it sounds like it would be way too sweet"
me: "Mom, the mead I plan on making will actually be quite dry. All alcohol has sugar in before it is fermented. The yeast turn the sugar into alcohol"
her: "thats gross, I wouldn't drink that"
me: "????MOM......... nevermind"

AAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

I wanted to explain (again) that ALL alcohol is made this way, even the nasty ass rolling rock she already drinks. But, I gave up on it.
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Old 12-31-2008, 07:22 AM   #200
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I had dinner with some business partners at the Granite City Brewery when the waitress came by for drink orders.

Larry: I'll have a Coors Light.
Waitress: We don't sell commercial beers. We only sell what we make.
Larry: What do you have that tastes like Coors Light?
Waitress: Water.

I think she brought him a Pale Ale or something. Then Larry asked for a glass of ice and poured the beer over ice. Larry's a pig. I cant take him anywhere.
That right there is some funny ****, I don't care who you are!

 
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