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Old 06-15-2012, 03:50 PM   #1981
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Wife: You look at it lovingly and adoringly and longingly. I wish you'd look at me that way.
Me: If you had a bubbling airlock I would.
Feed her a meal of hummus and black coffee and she will
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Old 06-16-2012, 06:43 AM   #1982
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Them: *Picks up a bottle labeled "Two Hearted", Opens. Takes a swig*
"God, I've missed this beer. This whole summer, I have been without anything hoppy."

Me: "That's a hefeweizen. I didn't bother removing the label on that one."
Them: "What's a hoof-a-...what?"
*Silence*
Them: "Whatever, it's hoppy and I like it."

*facepalm*
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Old 06-16-2012, 07:15 AM   #1983
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Them: *Picks up a bottle labeled "Two Hearted", Opens. Takes a swig*
"God, I've missed this beer. This whole summer, I have been without anything hoppy."

Me: "That's a hefeweizen. I didn't bother removing the label on that one."
Them: "What's a hoof-a-...what?"
*Silence*
Them: "Whatever, it's hoppy and I like it."

*facepalm*
The placebo beer! The mind is powerful!

 
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Old 06-16-2012, 09:06 PM   #1984
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Me: "Try this! I worked really hard on getting a nice balance with the hops so there's lots of citrusy taste without too much bitter"
My dad: " Wow, it's fizzy and everything.. as long as it's cheap and it gets the job done eh??"

 
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Old 06-16-2012, 09:29 PM   #1985
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Not my beer, but I just stopped at the store where they were doing a tasting of New Holland's double IPA, which I thought was really, really good. The two other guys about puked. Apparently had never tasted hops.
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Old 06-16-2012, 11:25 PM   #1986
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Airhead co worker in response to a dry hopped 6.5% IPA : "So how many mixed Vodka drinks is one of these?"
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Old 06-17-2012, 01:33 AM   #1987
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Not a comment, but a reaction. When I was brewing for Jersey Jim's Brewing Company back in the late '90's, I did a brewfest at Split Rock in the Pocono Mountains. I took my Barley Wine, which was a great and very intense beer (Sam Calagione of Dogfish was very complimentary). A young foursome came up to me and inquired about the beers. They all opted for the BW, even though I suspected they wouldn't like it, especially the girls, who seemed more like the pink drink types. One girl took a sip, and raced to a garbage can to spit it out -- she couldn't get there fast enough. The funniest reaction to my beer I ever saw.
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Old 06-18-2012, 01:23 AM   #1988
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At a get together at my brother's tonight:

Friend's gf: "what are you drinking?"
Me: "It's some home brew I made."
Friend's gf: "I've never heard of that before. Can I see the bottle? Where did you get it?"

I laughed and explained what home brew is.
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Old 06-18-2012, 11:26 AM   #1989
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Airhead co worker in response to a dry hopped 6.5% IPA : "So how many mixed Vodka drinks is one of these?"
that's actually an awesome comment, and a great alternative to standard forms of measure. like using the "mandingo" to measure length- as in "a football field is 286.2 mandingos long". yes, you need a calculator, but that's why excel was invented. or, as some believe, was discovered by nazi ufo pilots, in a frozen asteroid.
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Old 06-18-2012, 11:48 AM   #1990
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Them: *Picks up a bottle labeled "Two Hearted", Opens. Takes a swig*
"God, I've missed this beer. This whole summer, I have been without anything hoppy."

Me: "That's a hefeweizen. I didn't bother removing the label on that one."
Them: "What's a hoof-a-...what?"
*Silence*
Them: "Whatever, it's hoppy and I like it."

*facepalm*
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The placebo beer! The mind is powerful!
Back in college we used to have parties and fill an empty handle of grey goose with $9 a handle cheap vodka. Everyone would think we were always making drinks and giving away free goose so we threw the best parties....no one ever questioned that it didn't taste like goose so we'd always laugh the morning after.

But back to beer, the stupidest comment I've gotten so at (and keep in mind I'm relatively new to this whole thing) was "well it looks like beer"

 
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