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Old 04-12-2012, 07:14 PM   #1941
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When I tell BMC drinkers I brew my own beer, they act all excited - then they try it and are confused when it's not a corn-adjunct lager and typically say "It's too strong" or "It's too heavy".

I'm really not a fan of the "It's too heavy" comment, because it makes little to no sense to me what they really mean. Gotten it for everything from a Belgian IIPA to a Stout.
That's when you tell these clowns to bring their own and stay the f#$% out of your good beer. They can keep their ice cold tasteless garbage. I seem to have surrounded myself with beer snobs which makes the kegs drain quickly. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing. Gives me a good excuse to brew a lot either way.
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:23 PM   #1942
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That's when you tell these clowns to bring their own and stay the f#$% out of your good beer. They can keep their ice cold tasteless garbage. I seem to have surrounded myself with beer snobs which makes the kegs drain quickly. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing. Gives me a good excuse to brew a lot either way.
I need to have more people over to drink.

I have a keg filled with a bourbon & oak aged pumpkin porter that I need to kick so that I can bring on my summer/spring wheat and get ready for my summer IPA.

At least the NHL playoffs have started, so that should be an easy task.
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Old 04-12-2012, 07:24 PM   #1943
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Serve in pitchers, keep score on a nearby chalkboard. "you idiots drank 12 pitchers of beer tonight!"
Brilliant idea! Most of them help me brew, bring food and such, so like I said not complaining. It's just really funny they don't recognize the actual cause. This should help, especially since my Keezer is chalkboard painted.

 
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Old 04-13-2012, 11:57 PM   #1944
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I don't have many friends that I give a lot of beer to, and the friends I do have like real beer, so I'm not sure I'll get to contribute much. I have enjoyed the thread though, and will eagerly seek an opportunity to belittle a noob for his stupidity!
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Old 04-14-2012, 11:33 PM   #1945
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http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f46/show...ml#post3993247

Great labels, but a typo hits on the grain/hops confusion other have noted. I hope he notices before printing.
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Old 04-30-2012, 07:26 PM   #1946
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Old 04-30-2012, 10:38 PM   #1947
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Old 05-06-2012, 11:09 AM   #1948
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a mate of mine asked if my witbier was an ale or a lager. i told him it was an ale, and he says No it's not, it's too light."

 
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Old 05-06-2012, 09:18 PM   #1949
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This thread is so hilarious, and so depressing.

 
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Old 05-06-2012, 10:21 PM   #1950
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a mate of mine asked if my witbier was an ale or a lager. i told him it was an ale, and he says No it's not, it's too light."
Then why'd he ask?!
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