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Old 03-04-2012, 07:41 PM   #1811
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Ignorant hick at a party with free premium homebrew (made with love by me)--"Ah ain't drankin no beer made in a bafftub!"

Me- "Thank you, I would rather pour it onto the ground than have that happen"
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Old 03-04-2012, 07:46 PM   #1812
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Last night my father in law tasted my oatmeal stout. After makin the eck face he said
" I just don't like dark beers they have that blah taste to them"
Then he took another sip of his coors lite. Later that night he told my not to be offended that he don't like my beer because he doesn't like German beer

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Old 03-05-2012, 03:53 PM   #1813
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Awesome, simply awesome. In NYC we have ignorant dipthongs too, they just look a little different.
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Ignorant hick at a party with free premium homebrew (made with love by me)--"Ah ain't drankin no beer made in a bafftub!"

Me- "Thank you, I would rather pour it onto the ground than have that happen"
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Old 03-07-2012, 12:22 AM   #1814
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Awesome, simply awesome. In NYC we have ignorant dipthongs too, they just look a little different.
Dipthongs?
Like... diphthongs...?

 
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Old 03-07-2012, 12:40 AM   #1815
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My roommate who claims he likes all stouts when trying my Breakfast stout clone: "I like the taste, the aftertaste is bleh though."

The initial taste is coffee and chocolate. The aftertaste is coffee and chocolate. This has been confirmed by everyone else that's had it.

He does keep on complaining that my oatmeal stouts don't taste like oatmeal too, no matter how many times I've explained that oats add texture, not flavor.

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Old 03-07-2012, 02:07 AM   #1816
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my oatmeal stouts taste like quakers.
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Old 03-07-2012, 07:39 AM   #1817
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I haven't finished my first batch yet but everyone thinks I'm going to make poison and kill myself... No joke wtf right.

 
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Old 03-07-2012, 09:16 AM   #1818
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I haven't finished my first batch yet but everyone thinks I'm going to make poison and kill myself... No joke wtf right.
98 posts and you haven't made beer yet?

Dude stop talking and start brewing!
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Old 03-07-2012, 11:52 AM   #1819
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98 posts and you haven't made beer yet?

Dude stop talking and start brewing!
It's going into the keg this weekend

 
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Old 03-07-2012, 01:52 PM   #1820
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It's going into the keg this weekend
First beer and already kegging .... You suck!
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