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Old 11-28-2011, 11:40 PM   #1701
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lol omg!
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Old 11-28-2011, 11:54 PM   #1702
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My friend just made his first batch and someone said (behind his back) it tastes "like vinegar and ass"

It was a delicous alt ale that tasted like fresh ekg hops and malty goodness...

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Old 11-29-2011, 12:30 AM   #1703
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Reading through this, it makes me feel fortunate that none of my friends or family are BMC drinkers. Many are even beer snobs. Mostly I've just been getting very shocked responses that my beer is as good or better than micros.

My FIL keeps asking if it's safe, and he initially asked if it was even legal. I think he has visions me serving massive quantities of methanol. He'll still only have a few sips at a time. I think he assumes the risk of poison is high, so he wants to limit his exposure.

 
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Old 11-29-2011, 02:19 PM   #1704
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If he's your FIL you'd think he'd be old enough to throw caution to the wind.

 
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Old 12-26-2011, 05:06 PM   #1705
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Spent Christmas with SWMBO's family, and gave home brew as Christmas presents. Actually got lots of compliments, but did hear a few things that made me slap my forehead.

Sis-in-law: "I hear that some people don't like to drink their beer if it's really, really cold. They say it doesn't taste as good."

Brother-in-law's father, after pouring my stout: "This looks like grape juice."

But everybody loved the beer, so I'm happy.
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Old 12-26-2011, 05:27 PM   #1706
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Spent Christmas with SWMBO's family, and gave home brew as Christmas presents. Actually got lots of compliments, but did hear a few things that made me slap my forehead.

Sis-in-law: "I hear that some people don't like to drink their beer if it's really, really cold. They say it doesn't taste as good.
She's right about that. My ESB tastes better as it warms. Its good straight out of the kegerator, but gets better closer to cellar temps. One commercial example is Hobgoblin. Had to let that one sit in the glass for awhile before enjoying
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Old 12-26-2011, 05:31 PM   #1707
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Not so much a stupid comment as they were hilarious reactions. I had my BiL try a couple of my homebrews "eergghhhhh". For the record my FiL loved them both.

Next I sprang the Southern Tier Krampus Imperial Helles Lager on my BiL. I wish I had a picture because he had the Keystone bitter beer face in a major way and was sputtering "ewweerrrghhh, so bitter!". Then I gave a sample of the same beer to my mom. She took a sip, said "it's somewhat bitter", and drank the rest. I told my BiL to hand in his man card as he had just been outdrunk by a septuagenarian female.


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Old 12-27-2011, 02:14 PM   #1708
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Sis-in-law: "I hear that some people don't like to drink their beer if it's really, really cold. They say it doesn't taste as good."
I'm in this camp. Unless it's BMC, which in that case I want it as close to 32 as possible.
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Old 12-28-2011, 02:16 AM   #1709
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I'm in this camp. Unless it's BMC, which in that case I want it as close to 30 as possible.
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Old 01-02-2012, 03:02 AM   #1710
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The dumbest comment I've ever gotten is the same damn comment I get everytime the dumb hillbilly my Mom dates tries any of my beers. "Woo, damn, you liiike that strowng beer doncha?". Never f'ing fails. He's said it about every thing from a blonde on up. Drives me nucking futs.
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