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Old 12-22-2008, 11:16 PM   #161
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"Wow that has a kick, its too heavy for me" (APA).

"It tastes like coffee, and looks like motor oil. I cant drink something I cant see though" (Stout)

"I cant handle that buddy.. it tastes like Moose Piss", (IPA) - side note.. ive never had moose piss, but im sure it doesnt taste like IPA or I would have a moose.

 
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Old 12-22-2008, 11:31 PM   #162
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Light Rye Ale that finished .004. "That is just too sweet"

Apfelwine that was 10 months old "It taste like pure alcohol"
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Old 12-23-2008, 04:36 PM   #163
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Light Rye Ale that finished .004. "That is just too sweet"
Heard a bartender once complain that Blue Moon was "too sweet after Coors bought them out." Once again, not sure where to start with that one.

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Old 12-23-2008, 09:14 PM   #164
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oooooooo i wish it was legal to murder tards, My friends roomate buys old Milwaukee light or something like that because its the cheapest beer, and apparently is the greatest tasting beer. its so funny watching him after every time he takes a swig the look on his face is just hilarious. its like he just took a shot of gin. I brought some wit beer with me, me and 2 others where enjoying those all night.(3 gallons worth, i really need 10 Gal equipment) any way he wouldn't eaven try the beer becouse it was "white and had foam on it that lasted too long", he also claimed that white beer is a girls drink, and only girls drink white beer.
laughed a long time after hearing that.

The only time iv been able to get him to drink my homebrew was when i poured my a Alt beer into a ceramic stein and told him it was budweiser. After that day he always says he never had bud that was so good then the one he had at my dorm room. So sad

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Old 12-23-2008, 09:17 PM   #165
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I was told my beer taste like sushi.... by my pregnant sister-in-law

everyone else loved it
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Old 12-23-2008, 09:19 PM   #166
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I've been told my home brew is 'smooth' and doesn't give that AWYUUUUK reaction when you take a swig of Bud. Eg my beer is not 'barfy'. I guess that is a nice compliment!

 
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Old 12-24-2008, 04:06 AM   #167
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Someone tried my IPA and told me it was too bitter for an IPA. I was given a lecture on how IPA's should taste. Good stuff!!

I've also had people ask me if they can try my beer once it cools off. The reason it needed to cool off was because I had just started the boil...
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Old 12-24-2008, 04:10 AM   #168
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I've also had people ask me if they can try my beer once it cools off. The reason it needed to cool off was because I had just started the boil...
I've had the same thing happen to me.
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Old 12-24-2008, 01:58 PM   #169
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Wow that bear has some major head retention. Its been there for hours (referring to the Krausen in my carboy)

 
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Old 12-24-2008, 04:29 PM   #170
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Just switched to kegging and have a Marzen, Scottish Wee 80/- and a Porter carbed and ready. Bunch of in-laws will be over. Not sure what the reactions will be since some actually know about and like good beer and others think beer is evil.
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