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Old 07-02-2011, 07:36 PM   #1361
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Yeah, nothing beats some good head.
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Old 07-02-2011, 10:52 PM   #1362
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I know I'm guilty of it myself but I always get bummed when I see that this thread has a new post and it's not a stupid comment.

Every time you make a post in here that isn't a stupid comment about beer, God causes a bottle bomb


So to make sure nobody hears a "BANG" later today, here's my contribution -- talking to a buddy about chica beer and explaining the process, he says, "What, you just spit into a glass of beer?" *Spits into Miller High Life* "There! Chica."
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Old 07-02-2011, 11:05 PM   #1363
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Boom!!
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Old 07-03-2011, 01:55 AM   #1364
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"Did you you have a **** and not turn on the extractor?"

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Old 07-03-2011, 04:39 AM   #1365
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A coworker of mine said he wanted to get into homebrewing. Then asked me of he ha to do it in his bath tub. And also if it would explode. To which I replied "only if you don't use a blow off hose. Then you have a big mess and a bitchy swmbo."
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Old 07-04-2011, 12:38 AM   #1366
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Can you make a Coors Light?
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Old 07-04-2011, 12:47 AM   #1367
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Can you make a Coors Light?
My buddy: Can you make any kind of beer?
Me: Yeah i can make any style and i can get recipe kits for commercial beers on the internet
the buddy: If i paid you for it would you make me a beer?
Me: yeah man, definitely
Him: Ok, well i want something really good. like Coors light.
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Old 07-04-2011, 04:43 PM   #1368
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A friend of mine was offering some of my wheat beer to his swmbo. she refused saying she did not drink stuff she cant see through. Very much nose in the air. I replied its a hefeweizen it is supposed to be cloudy. She still refused saying she doesn't drink stuff she cant see through. I asked if she ever drank milk you cant see through that. She just glared at me. A friend told me she had a glass while I wasn't around. she didn't say much about the beer. I suspect that she could think of nothing bad to say about that particular batch of wheat beer and kept her mouth shut for fear of looking a fool... again.
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Old 07-05-2011, 02:24 AM   #1369
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My buddy: Can you make any kind of beer?
Me: Yeah i can make any style and i can get recipe kits for commercial beers on the internet
the buddy: If i paid you for it would you make me a beer?
Me: yeah man, definitely
Him: Ok, well i want something really good. like Coors light.
Did you take the cash, buy a couple cases and dump them into a bottling bucket?

I kid, I kid.
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Old 07-05-2011, 03:17 AM   #1370
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So, you like dark beer?

 
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