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Old 06-17-2011, 09:11 PM   #1261
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I recently had a friend request me to make a Bud Light clone, because he doesn't like the dark stuff.

I'm seriously thinking of delabeling and recapping some BL's, and putting a fancy label on it, just to see what he says.
Better yet, recap Keystone light.
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Old 06-17-2011, 09:44 PM   #1262
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Put something that says stout on a bud select 55.
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Old 06-17-2011, 10:15 PM   #1263
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I had dinner with some business partners at the Granite City Brewery when the waitress came by for drink orders.

Larry: I'll have a Coors Light.
Waitress: We don't sell commercial beers. We only sell what we make.
Larry: What do you have that tastes like Coors Light?
Waitress: Water.

I think she brought him a Pale Ale or something. Then Larry asked for a glass of ice and poured the beer over ice. Larry's a pig. I cant take him anywhere.
I would have asked the waitress for a date!
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Old 06-18-2011, 01:10 AM   #1264
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I recently had a friend request me to make a Bud Light clone, because he doesn't like the dark stuff.

I'm seriously thinking of delabeling and recapping some BL's, and putting a fancy label on it, just to see what he says.
You should delabel some other light lager and do this then tell him you found the perfect clone recipe and see what he thinks. Then have a delabled bud light and say here have another and let me know what you think.
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Old 06-18-2011, 01:13 AM   #1265
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You should delabel some other light lager and do this then tell him you found the perfect clone recipe and see what he thinks. Then have a delabled bud light and say here have another and let me know what you think.
Ya like this beer I tried cause my friend had it... Natural Light compared to my Irish Red it tasted like water So proud of myself.

 
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Old 06-18-2011, 02:11 AM   #1266
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I wonder how much is color. I keep telling myself I should get some sinomar and add it to a bud lite before recapping. Then hand it out as my new porter. Even with no added flavor or body, I'd probably still be told it's too heavy.

 
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Old 06-18-2011, 02:34 AM   #1267
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I really hate when I give someone a porter or a stout and they say its bitter my head wants to explode

 
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Old 06-18-2011, 12:09 PM   #1268
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I really hate when I give someone a porter or a stout and they say its bitter my head wants to explode
Some people perceive the roasted malts are very bitter. A friend told me my Cream Stout (25-30IBU) was more bitter than my Pale Ale.
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Old 06-18-2011, 03:15 PM   #1269
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Ok this floored me.

Yeasterday, my neighbor was putting up a chain link fence so a friend of his and I were helping him. We decided to take a beer break, so I ran and grabbed 3 of my California Commons. My neighbor gladly took it. His friend looked at it and said, "No thanks, I only drink domestic beer."
The nieghbor laughed and said, "It doesn't get more domestic than this. He made it in that house." as he pointed to my place.
"Oh." said his friend, "Then why is it so danm dark?"
I thought my neighbor was going choke on his beer trying to keep from laughing at him.
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Old 06-18-2011, 03:57 PM   #1270
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I am so glad Im not the only one...In the area of Ohio I live in Coors Light is the go to beer so my I.P.A. and Bourbon Barrel Stout didnt go over to well at a camp out we had last night. I also brought a few bottles of Dogfish Heads 60 minute IPA which went unopened..
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