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Old 03-15-2011, 03:01 AM   #1201
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OH, I almost forgot about this one:

Long time mentor and friend: It's been a while, you should come for a visit.
Me: Can do. And I can bring some home brewed stout, too. Trust me it tastes better.
Him: Is it safe to drink?

 
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Old 03-15-2011, 10:38 AM   #1202
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wow for a bunch of homebrewers the patience for conversation, and ability to take criticism has really taken a blow.

I will unsubscribe myself
Many pro brewers can find a smarter way then spending their time bickering over hopping schedules and the definition of stout.

Just a hint, if a few people in the same day find you disagreeable then perhaps it's not the other people who have the problem today.

 
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Old 03-15-2011, 04:51 PM   #1203
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Every freaking time I hand a bottle of a new batch to my dad (probably employs 3 people at Labatt), he takes a swig and says "yep, tastes like beer".

Hop bomb, stout & everything in between, same response.

 
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Old 03-15-2011, 05:17 PM   #1204
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Every freaking time I hand a bottle of a new batch to my dad (probably employs 3 people at Labatt), he takes a swig and says "yep, tastes like beer".

Hop bomb, stout & everything in between, same response.
lol you should put some dog **** and water in a bottle and hand it to him, wonder if he will say the same thing
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Old 03-15-2011, 05:51 PM   #1205
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lol you should put some dog **** and water in a bottle and hand it to him, wonder if he will say the same thing
Thats called MGD
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Old 03-30-2011, 12:35 PM   #1206
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Took a weizenbier and an oatmeal stout (both brewers best extracts, nothing fancy) to my parent's house for dinner last week. Since my parents aren't big beer drinkers, i only brought one of each, ultimately for SWMBO and myself to drink with dinner, but to let them have a taste...
Dad on weizenbeir: Wow - tastes like what you can buy in the store. (More impressed with the fact that I made it than how it actually tasted)
Dad on stout: It looks like motor oil, but it's actually really good. I like it more than the other one
Mom on both: (with a bitter beer face) Yup. Tastes like beer.

 
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Old 05-17-2011, 08:58 PM   #1207
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So sad I'm through this thread already.

Shortly after building my kegerator one of my buddys says:
Man that's sick! How are you going to get 3 different beers in there though without them mixing together?

He thought you just filled it up like a big tub.


 
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Old 05-17-2011, 09:05 PM   #1208
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"Is there alcohol in it?"
"Does it get you drunk?"
"You made this in your bathtub?"

 
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Old 05-17-2011, 09:50 PM   #1209
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So sad I'm through this thread already.

Shortly after building my kegerator one of my buddy's says:
Man that's sick! How are you going to get 3 different beers in there though without them mixing together?

He thought you just filled it up like a big tub.
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Old 05-25-2011, 03:49 PM   #1210
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On Saturday I was at a friend's house (they're confirmed Busch drinkers, so I bring a six pack of that for them and a 12 pack of something good for the wife and I). I was wearing a Heretic brewery shirt and had brought a bottle of Double Bastard.

They had another couple over, and the husband said he hated Busch. I told him we might get along. He then said he hates those "Lay-gers." (lagers). I told him I like ales as well as lagers, to which he made a disgusted face and said they were too strong for him, too sweet (I think he meant malty). At this point I was at a loss. He doesn't like Lagers, and he doesn't like Ales... does he only drink lambics? So I asked him what he does like.

His response: "Budweiser."

*facepalm*

I tried explaining that that was a lager, but he didn't believe me.

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