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Old 10-31-2010, 09:34 PM   #1081
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Can we back to the stupid beer comments and away from the off topic quantity consumed comments?
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Old 11-01-2010, 02:20 AM   #1082
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Well apparently a case (24) of Keystone Light is equivelalent to 5 gallons of any other beer. Lol
And it's so smooth you don't even notice.


Just like Keith Stone.
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Old 11-01-2010, 03:31 AM   #1083

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Can we back to the stupid beer comments and away from the off topic quantity consumed comments?
No! I was enjoying stupid comments, about stupid comments about beer drinking.

The only way to break this streak is to have a stupid comment about beer itself. Go ahead and make one up if that makes you feel better.
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Old 11-01-2010, 03:35 AM   #1084

IP, Your expectations are too high for this forum. This is Drunken Rambling and Mindless Mumbling. Obviously you need to drink up.
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Old 11-01-2010, 04:57 AM   #1085
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I always get the "god that's heavy" comment. Whether its a Pale Ale, IPA or a brown. I haven't even made anything close to a stout or porter yet.

I made a really bitter IPA recently that always makes people pucker and they say "whew. thats strong/bitter", and I just tell them "well good, thats exactly what I was going for!"

The best comment I got was about my Amarillo/Simcoe IPA(which got a LOT of good feedback), from a BMC drinker that also enjoys a Sam Adams/Schlafly. I gave him a taster from the keg before he headed out to the bars one night. He and everyone else really took well to it, the girl even saying it had a peach flavor. He told me a few days later that after he went out that night, he couldn't even drink a bud light or any other regular/commercial beers.

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Old 11-01-2010, 08:34 PM   #1086
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I always get the "god that's heavy" comment. Whether its a Pale Ale, IPA or a brown.
Oh man, I get those quite often. I believe, in the translation, heavy = flavorful
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Old 11-01-2010, 09:25 PM   #1087
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"are you sure this isnt wine?" BMC friend drinking a belgian golden strong

"why on earth would you want your beer to be bitter?" my mom

"what country is this beer from?" ummmmm its a homebrew. i made it down the street. "it taste like a german beer." - the beer was an imperial stout

"your beer got me really really drunk last night. " friend referring to my belgian golden strong 8.5%abv

 
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:08 PM   #1088
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"why on earth would you want your beer to be bitter?" my mom
LMAO, that's funny right there.
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Old 11-01-2010, 11:28 PM   #1089
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My boss kept hounding me for a sample of my beer. I finally brought some with me to give to those who wanted a to try it. He came by a few days later and said, "yeah I tried that beer the other night...nice and wheaty."

WTF? Wheaty???? It was a traditional brown. Probably should stick with his Michelob.

 
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Old 11-01-2010, 11:32 PM   #1090
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both from tasting my oatmeal stout:

"wow that is really like a hoegaarden"
"tastes like coffee mixed with beer!"

 
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