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Old 08-31-2010, 12:28 PM   #1021
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Ever notice how common sense is so uncommon these days?

Ever notice that there are many, many more back ends of horses than there are front ends???

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Old 08-31-2010, 01:30 PM   #1022
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Just had a guy tell me that he thought Ed's apfelwein gave him vertigo. He gets no more homebrew.

 
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Old 08-31-2010, 01:58 PM   #1023
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I took a bunch of my homebrew to a music festival and gave some away, the guy camped next to us kept calling me Samuel Jackson after that Chappelle Show skit. I'd be randomly walking around and hear "It'll get you drunk!". It was kind of funny the first 20 times...

 
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Old 08-31-2010, 04:38 PM   #1024
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...We recruited some new members this year and one is a long haired guy of 21 years.
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Him: Oh ya, sure, I used to brew all the time.
Sounds like a typical hipster. "Yeah, I did that back before you did. I'm already passed it though, so you're obviously not as cutting edge as me."

He probably also told everyone how he gets all his clothes from Goodwill because he's anti-consumerism and asked everyone if they knew of some ridiculously obscure terrible band that he's currently into.

I'd tell his American Apparel wearing @$$ to go get a PBR and leave everyone else alone.
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Old 08-31-2010, 04:50 PM   #1025
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Just had a guy tell me that he thought Ed's apfelwein gave him vertigo. He gets no more homebrew.
did he pour it in his ear?

 
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Old 08-31-2010, 05:20 PM   #1026

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Just had a guy tell me that he thought Ed's apfelwein gave him vertigo. He gets no more homebrew.
Thats probably half true. He was getting trashed and misdiagnosed drunkenness with vertigo. It would be alot more funny if he said that he was in coma the whole next day.

I will say drink this on barstool for a an hour or two... have 3-4 then hop off to take a leak and you will feel like you have spaghetti legs. Did so with my first run-in with Strongbow Cider in London.
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Old 08-31-2010, 05:42 PM   #1027
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Thats probably half true. He was getting trashed and misdiagnosed drunkenness with vertigo. It would be alot more funny if he said that he was in coma the whole next day.

I will say drink this on barstool for a an hour or two... have 3-4 then hop off to take a leak and you will feel like you have spaghetti legs. Did so with my first run-in with Strongbow Cider in London.
No doubt this is probably the case, my latest batch of apfelwein has an sg of 1.111 so it should be quite rude when it's done fermenting.

 
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Old 08-31-2010, 10:03 PM   #1028
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hehe yeah you might confuse it with vertigo if, yknow, you'd never been drunk before.

 
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Old 09-04-2010, 08:06 PM   #1029
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This isn't really a stupid comment about my beer exactly, just about beer in general.

Talking to a co-worker who found out the I homebrew from another co-worker who I shared some brew with.

Her: I want some homebrew.
Me: Not sure if you'd like it.
Her: I want some homebrew.
Me: Sure, what type would you like.
Her: What type do you have?
Me: A pale ale, IPA, English Mild, English bitter...
Her: Got any plum? Plum sounds good.

I got back to work before my head exploded.

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Old 09-07-2010, 02:40 AM   #1030
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And from Mom:

"Are you sure it wont kill you?"
"ARE YOU SURE?!"
"How do you know what's growing in there?"
"How do you know if it's not poisonous?"
I get the EXACT same stuff from my mom.

Mom: "You don't know what kind of germs are in there!"
Me: "Mom, I do know, I made it myself. Also there is nothing that can live in beer that can harm the human body"
Mom: "You don't know that!"
Me: ::facepalm::

I'm grateful for the fact that my mom is still looking out for me at age 26, but the lady can at least have some confidence in my knowledge.
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