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Old 08-21-2010, 03:35 PM   #1001
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Well it isn't here in MS, so I really don't think that's a stupid comment.
It is in Wisconsin. Asking if it's legal here is akin to asking whether or not someone eats Cheddar.
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Old 08-22-2010, 12:54 AM   #1002
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ive had several times :

wow, really does this beer have alcohol? would you get drunk if i drink this beer?

also, mmm do you add the alcohol after you are boiling? or after?

 
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Old 08-22-2010, 01:10 AM   #1003
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wow, really does this beer have alcohol? would you get drunk if i drink this beer?
That'd be some pretty magical beer
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Old 08-22-2010, 02:18 AM   #1004
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Just remembered another one. When I tell my wife I'm brewing, then after a long period to cleaning everything, then mashing...when the wort has been boiling for a while my wife will come in and wrinkle her nose and say "what's that smell?"

Sometimes I just come up with a smartass response like "Pancakes. It's pancakes. I just thought, you know right in the middle of brewing my beer, I'm going to stop and make some pancakes."

I can't wait until I get my burner so I can brew outside...

 
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Old 08-22-2010, 03:45 PM   #1005

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ive had several times :

wow, really does this beer have alcohol? would you get drunk if i drink this beer?

also, mmm do you add the alcohol after you are boiling? or after?
It's amazing that so many people have no clue about where the alcohol comes from. You tell them you use Georgia Moon grain alcohol!
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Old 08-22-2010, 07:49 PM   #1006
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It's amazing that so many people have no clue about where the alcohol comes from. You tell them you use Georgia Moon grain alcohol!
im going to tell my friends i use everclear or something like that LOL

 
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Old 08-23-2010, 05:33 AM   #1007
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So many of us have a smart-alec remark like this, so that's probably why nobody knows.

 
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Old 08-26-2010, 05:35 PM   #1008
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After my BMC friend trying one of my lighter Hefes

Friend: Man you brew good beer...This stuff taste great!
Me: Thanks.
Friend: You think you could brew something like Coors Light?
Me: Might be able to come close.
Friend: If I buy the ingredients will you make it for me?
Me: No.
Friend: Blank stare....

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Old 08-26-2010, 06:26 PM   #1009
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After my BMC friend trying one of my lighter Hefes

Friend: Man you brew good beer...This stuff taste great!
Me: Thanks.
Friend: You think you could brew something like Coors Light?
Me: Might be able to come close.
Friend: If I buy the ingredients will you make it for me?
Me: No.
Friend: Blank stare....

oh this is a good one, but really i accept the ingredientes make another beer, and buy a six pack of his crappy beer

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Old 08-26-2010, 07:47 PM   #1010
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oh this is a good one, but really i accept the ingredientes make another beer, and buy a six pack of his crappy beer
Diffinatelly should have done that, told him you need the ingredients for a nice IPA (or stout that would have been funnay as) then buy 2 cases of coors, remove the labels and give them to him. Everybody wins, sort of

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