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Old 01-26-2006, 09:00 PM   #11
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The second worst was Eyes Wide Shut which I couldn't walk out of . . .
Oooooo - gotta disagree. I found the semi-pornographic vibe of Eyes Wide Shut too much to resist . . . I'm sick, I know.

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Torque. The one with Lawrence Fishburn where there's a biker gang that races. What really pissed me off was that the Comcast rating system gave that piece of tripe 2 stars, which it also doles out to many movies that I like.
C'mon, I can't BELIEVE you didn't see that coming from a mile away. Some movie equations are doomed from the beginning:

Lawrence Fishburn + biker gangs = WTF did you expect?

Eyes Wide Shut, on the other hand:

exhibitionist sex + naked overdosed hookers = I hope SWMBO doesn't see this tent I'm pitching

 
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Old 01-26-2006, 09:10 PM   #12
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Oooooo - gotta disagree. I found the semi-pornographic vibe of Eyes Wide Shut too much to resist . .
coming from the best director of all time ( a clockwork orange, full metal jacket, the shining, spartacus, 2001: a space oddessy, etc)...i was very dissapointed with eyes wide shut...

 
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Old 01-26-2006, 10:14 PM   #13
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"Spanking the Monkey"

Let me save you from the temptation of renting this movie and give away the spoiler: A dude bangs his mom.

Another movie I hated: "Punch Drunk Love." If you ask me, Adam Sandler should stick to doing what he does best: Not making movies.

Then there are the chick-flicks. Gawd, I hate Chick Flicks.
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Old 01-26-2006, 10:20 PM   #14
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Another movie I hated: "Punch Drunk Love." If you ask me, Adam Sandler should stick to doing what he does best: Not making movies.
For the most part I would have to agree. I recently spent a couple hours on an airplane watching that movie with him playing football in prison that I could have better spent talking with the screaming baby behind me.

However...I will say Spanglish was a good movie and he did a good job in it (slightly different role for him).

 
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Old 01-26-2006, 10:32 PM   #15
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I used to think Leningrad Cowboys Go America was the worst movie ever made, but it grew on me. Now I think it's pretty funny.

Aside from MST3K movies, I'd have to say any Kevin Costner movie ever made. Why does anyone let him make movies?

 
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Old 01-26-2006, 11:21 PM   #16
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Aside from MST3K movies, I'd have to say any Kevin Costner movie ever made. Why does anyone let him make movies?
What?!? You obviously haven't seen Waterworld - a superb performance by Costner and the role that will ultimately secure his place in the annals of Hollywood stardom!

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Old 01-26-2006, 11:23 PM   #17
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I used to think Leningrad Cowboys Go America was the worst movie ever made, but it grew on me. Now I think it's pretty funny.

Aside from MST3K movies, I'd have to say any Kevin Costner movie ever made. Why does anyone let him make movies?
c'mon . Field of Dreams is a good movie. and Fandango, and Bull Durham are classics!
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Old 01-26-2006, 11:59 PM   #18
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Not sure the title of it but that Dana Carvey master of disguise movie. I sat through the whole damn thing.
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:23 AM   #19
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Dancer in the Dark. Bjork is cool, but this movie blew!
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:30 AM   #20
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Worst movie as in So Bad It's Good, or just plain stinkin' bad?

In the second category I think in recent years it was Gods and Generals. How can someone make a movie like Gettysburg that is possibly one of the very best things made in the last 15 years and then follow it up with the same cast and make something that was so painful to watch my eyes still hurt thinking about it?

 
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