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Old 01-27-2008, 09:54 PM   #11
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Granted, but you're snowed in, in a cabin with Gilbert Gottfried.

I want my backyard landscaped.


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Old 01-27-2008, 10:09 PM   #12
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Granted; but you develop agrophobia.

I want to travel 6 months a year.


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Old 01-27-2008, 10:15 PM   #13
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Granted, but it takes you that long just to walk to the pub.

I want drink more without getting a hangover.
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Old 01-27-2008, 10:20 PM   #14
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Granted, but it takes you that long just to walk to the pub.

I want drink more without getting a hangover.
Granted but you have developed an allergy to alcohol

I want to own a microbrewery.
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Old 01-27-2008, 10:22 PM   #15
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granted, however you find yourself drinking all the time and you still get way too drunk to remember anything and you've woken up next to a toothless woman with your name tattooed on her right breast....

which i might add is saggy and not an attractive breast.

i want to take a cross-country motorcycle trip.
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Old 01-27-2008, 10:30 PM   #16
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Granted, but it will be on the back of a bike from the nastiest woman you've ever seen at Sturgis.

I want to retire early.
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Old 01-27-2008, 10:36 PM   #17
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Granted, you"re fired and won't find a new job.

I wish that I loved, I mean REALLY loved my job.
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Old 01-27-2008, 11:08 PM   #18
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Granted, but you will get layed off tomorrow.

I wish I had a Chevy 2500 HD with the Duramax Diesel and Allison Tranny.
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Granted, but Allison is a Tranny.

I want to win a medal at AHA.
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Granted, enjoy your American Heart Association fame.

I wish I had a shop big enough for all my projects.


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