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Old 01-27-2008, 08:36 PM   #1
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Default The Corrupt Wish Game.

this amused me. The idea is that the first person wishes for something, and the second grants it; but not necessarily in a pleasing manner. For example:

Person One:
I wish house prices were cheaper here!

Person Two:
Granted; but you've got no electricity or running water.
I wish I had a bigger house!

Person Three:
Granted; but it's infested with termites.

...and so forth. Obviously I'll start. :

I wish the hop shortage would cease.


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Old 01-27-2008, 08:57 PM   #2
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granted, but then all you buddy's will want beer and use the excuse, "it's not like there is a hop shortage mate."

i want a raise


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Old 01-27-2008, 08:58 PM   #3
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Granted, but your going to pay more for your health plan.

I want a new vehicle.....
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Old 01-27-2008, 09:11 PM   #4
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Granted, but it's a Geo Metro.



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Granted but I'm raising your taxes.

I want a never emptying beer glass.
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Old 01-27-2008, 09:25 PM   #6
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Granted but I'm raising your taxes.

I want a never emptying beer glass.
Granted, but the beer is Budweiser.

I want a nicer butt.................
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Granted but your pants will constantly fall down

I want somone who knows what they are doing to hook up my love controlers and gas valves


Edit: yooper beat me by a few seconds had to chance it

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Old 01-27-2008, 09:35 PM   #8
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Granted, but you will run out of gas.

I want a 1,000 square foot brew shed in my front yard.
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Granted, but you'll run out of hops.

I want a long hot summer.
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Granted, but you now live in a tiki hut on the equator.

I want a long cold winter.


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