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Old 06-25-2008, 08:16 PM   #111
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i write some of the codes enforcers have to enforce

Then you're not a &^$%@%^ Code Monkey. You're a &^$%@%^ code maker. or as Zuil'gen would say "&^$%@%* comeaker."
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:06 PM   #112
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Just so long as he doesn't "kick me in a pit", I don't care what he is.
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Old 07-15-2008, 02:11 PM   #113
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Our dear friend Zul'jin has reverted to his native tongue of Troll. I thought WoW trolls had axes, not guns! He's hit bloodlust, now he needs some people to say allo to his lil friend
HAHAHAHA!!!! I played that game for 3 years. Brewing beer took over
watching carboy, checking temp, researching techniques all > WOW

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Old 12-20-2008, 06:16 AM   #114
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FOR THE HORDE!

The Horde can have porch sofas. Orcs and trolls have a long and deep heritage of porch sofas. It's in the lore. Trust me. Siege sofas.

Did I tell y'all about buckets and the TV tray stand hing? Yeah, well, code monkey said outdoor furniture has to be metal, wood or plastic. That's the way he wants it. Well, he gets it.

So I got my two best plastic five gallon buckets, not even the ones with used oil and cement stuck to them, and a wooden TV stand tray thing, which I painted up real nice with indoor paint (take THAT!) and put them on my front porch, arranged all Martha Stewart like (shes hot)... along with a copy of the citation. Code monkey put a note on my door saying that I had a great sense of humor. I put that note on display as well. That furniture stayed there for months with nary a word from code monkey. I wonder why.

Oh, because he no longer prowls our neighborhood. That's why. So many complaints were filed against him and his wicked ways that the city parked him behind a desk. My friend saw him there, dry humping his desk, looking all castrated. Good!

And new neighbor guy, with the half a car and blue tarp in the driveway, you do what you gotta do. We got your back.

And copper thieves who called the cops on US!? You so crazy. And you so don't live there anymore do you? Nope. You don't.

The E DUB is a gang and you do not %&^$ with this gang!

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Old 12-20-2008, 12:01 PM   #115
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Zul'jin, just where the hell have you been? It's been months since you've been here, we were starting to worry.
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Old 12-20-2008, 12:14 PM   #116
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Victory for the porch sofa! I will sit on my dads with pride next time I'm there.

 
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Old 12-20-2008, 12:28 PM   #117
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Outstanding!!!

Code monkeys and revenuers gotta go!

 
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Old 12-20-2008, 12:32 PM   #118
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I'm sure Shecky will love to hear this piece of good news!

 
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Old 12-20-2008, 03:02 PM   #119
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I am stoked. Porch couches for everybody, I say.

 
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Old 12-20-2008, 03:15 PM   #120
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Oh my god!



Welcome back!!!



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