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Old 01-17-2008, 01:46 AM   #1
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I put this together thinking this might to fun to analyze the brewery management.

If SWMBO was a beer what would you be drinking at home? Hmmm....

My SWMBO is an India Pale Ale served in a tumbler poured from a 12oz bottle.


The Beer:

Hair Color : (Beer Color)
Bleach Blonde: Pale Gold
Blonde: Gold
Dirty Blonde: Orange-Amber
Red head: Red
Brown: Brown
Black: Black
Gray: Whatever it used to be (reloop)
Bald: Whatever its supposed to be (reloop)
Body Stature or Build: (Light vs Full Body)
Thin Build: Light Body
Medium Build: Medium Body
Large Build: Full Body
Personality: (Hoppy vs Malty)
Outgoing: Hoppy
Reserved: Malty
Both: Fruity
Somewhere in between: Balanced
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Serving Method:

Overall Height & Stature: (Glass Type )
Short: Small Pils or Kolsh Glass, 8oz Tumbler, Brandy Snifter...
Medium: 12oz Mug, Tumbler (Small Pint), Pilsner Glass, Goblet, Stemmed Chalice...
Tall: 22oz Pilsner, Hefeweizen, Pint, Dimpled Mug, Liter Mug, Large Stein...
Really Tall: Yard...
Patience for your HB addiction: (Bottled vs Draft)
Annoyed by it: 6oz Bottle
Depends on the mood: 12oz Bottle
Ok with it: 22oz Bottle, Growler, or Mini-keg
Loves it : On Tap

Possible Examples:
Gwyneth Paltrow:
- American Pale Ale - served in a small pils glass (from a 12oz bottle.)

Oprah Winfry:
- Russian Imperial Stout, served in a pint (on tap.)

Rose O'Donnell
- Dusseldorf Altbier served in a large stein (from a 22oz bottle.)


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Old 01-17-2008, 01:49 AM   #2
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Mine would be a thin bodied Irish Red poured into a Pilsner glass from a 22oz bomber.

I have no idea what I'd be.



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PseudoChef - What kind of glass, and from a bottle, keg...?
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Mine would be an American Pale Ale (I'm thinking Sierra Nevada) in a Pilsner Glass, on tap.
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esb... extra special biotc... i mean bitter

style notes: Orange-Amber, Medium Body, Malty... i think i'm too druck to adhere to the op guidlines.



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What kind of glass and the source?
goblet from a growler...
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I'll have to think about this one. My SWMBO is quite complex and to tune her into just one brew may take some research. What ever it is; I am sure it will either leave you with a nasty headache or the runs.
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Maybe Beer Sharts??
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Watered down Natural Light in a 1/2 yard backed with a shot of Knob Creek Kentucky Burbon


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Keg 1: Hopped to HELL Ale (last time for this until hop $ drop)
Keg 2: Irish Red Ale
Keg 3: Gnome Root Beer
Keg 4: Fat Tire Clone (Attempt)
Keg 5: First All Grain Amber Ale (to be official named once tasted)
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