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Old 01-12-2008, 06:15 AM   #1
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HER DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had
made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was
shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he
was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he
made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so
I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could
talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.
I asked him what was wrong; he said, Nothing." I asked
him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he
wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and
not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He
smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his
behavior. When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him
completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me
anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV.
I decided to go to bed ,about 15 minutes later,
he came to bed too. To my surprise, he responded
to my caress and we made love. I still felt that he
was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere
else. He fell asleep - I cried. I didn't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with
someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY:

Missed a big deer today, but at least I got laid.
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So as I am walking out the door this morning I think to my self:
"self, going to work on Monday is like knowing you're going to get kicked in the nuts. You just don't know when or by who"

 
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Old 01-12-2008, 06:17 AM   #2
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Sorry, man, but that joke was making the email rounds like ten years ago..........
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Old 01-12-2008, 04:26 PM   #3
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...at least...
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Old 01-12-2008, 05:31 PM   #4
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It still made me laugh. So true.
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Old 01-12-2008, 05:40 PM   #5
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That is still a classic.

 
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Old 01-12-2008, 05:44 PM   #6
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I've never seen it, so cheers! Not sure how you got that window into my soul though....
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Old 01-13-2008, 02:52 AM   #7
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bernie Brewer
Sorry, man, but that joke was making the email rounds like ten years ago..........
Sorry, not all of us were old enough to know what email was 10 years ago
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Old 01-13-2008, 03:03 PM   #8
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Sorry, not all of us were old enough to know what email was 10 years ago

LOL!

Touche.
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