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Old 12-13-2007, 05:07 PM   #1
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1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments



C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the
mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it
has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:

You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:21 PM   #2
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ain't that the truth
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Old 12-13-2007, 05:26 PM   #3
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It creates a hostile work environment
Only too true.
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Old 12-13-2007, 06:04 PM   #4
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Quote:
Originally Posted by finchlake
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
that is so QOTD!
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